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Squackle Guestbook #20669

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Saturday 07/09/2005 0:05:01am
Name: PASSYOURDRUGTEST
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I like to Mix 1 cup flax seeds, 1cup milk, 1 pound plums with seed removed, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 cup powdered cocoa, and 30- 40 raisins in a blender adding water as needed to make it into a liquid. Begin drinking 4 to 5 hours before test. Must finish at least 3 hours prior to test. You can add sugar or flavorings such as vanilla extract to make it taste better. It will not affect mixture. If mixture begins to seperate just pop it back into the blender for a few seconds. Some seperation is natural. This works.
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: Mix 1 cup flax seeds, 1cup milk, 1 pound plums with seed removed, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 cup powdered cocoa, and 30- 40 raisins in a blender adding water as needed to make it into a liquid. Begin drinking 4 to 5 hours before test. Must finish at least 3 hours prior to test. You can add sugar or flavorings such as vanilla extract to make it taste better. It will not affect mixture. If mixture begins to seperate just pop it back into the blender for a few seconds. Some seperation is natural. This works.
Site Updates

UPDATE 6-30-05

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Pick of June 30, 2005  — Yes, its NEW.

davepoobond: OKAY!  Finally an update.  I’ve been busy working on other projects besides Squackle, but now that I’ve got some actual free time the next couple days, there should be more things being done here.  Not necessarily updates, but you’ll eventually notice a permanent link to Gamersmark.com on the side bar right under the Squackle shop picture, since, if you didn’t know, I’m a writer there and there is already a similar link to Squackle on that site.  So, if you’re interested in games and gaming news, check out the site, and read some of my writing over there.  You’ll know who I am if you look at the staff page, I’m sure.

I’m also going to make it a goal of mine to make it so that the big title bar that says Squackle on it will come back to this page when clicked on it by next week.  Sounds nifty, don’t it?  Yeah, I bet you think it is.

If its a fat update you want, I’m not sure how heavy this sucker is gonna be.  We’ll see how far it comes along in the next few days or so.  I guess something of the sort is warranted after three months of nothing.  Maybe I’ll put up some more submissions that have been accumulated over the years.

stimpyismyname: i had chicken and pancakes for lunch today

June 30, 2005

Dictionary – 4600 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – courtney hot7333 IM, collgehun18f100 IM, megangurlie86 IM, Wolf841125 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 7, Holmes IM 14, wangerspanker IM 7, Evil Hell Cow IM 8, amber IM 3, free hoez 5731 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 10

Site Updates

May 16, 2005

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davepoobond: sorry for all the non-updating.  I’ve been really busy.  If you’re going to E3, be sure to be on the lookout for me, since I will be attending the famed event for the first time ever.  I’m really psyched about it, and its pretty much my dream as a video gamer to be able to go to an event like this, especially with all the next-gen video game consoles coming out!  Just to tide you guys over, I did update a lot of stuff in the jokes section I’ve gotten as submissions (not everything I’ve gotten though), so it should also stop duplicate submissions coming down the line, hopefully…

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Racist Jokes

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Squackle Guestbook #20668

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Saturday 05/14/2005 7:43:20pm
Name: IVAN
Homepage: http://www.expage.com/ivanyellowsnow
E-Mail: ivan@javajunk.cjb.net
I like to YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: IVAN IVAN IVAN IVAN IVAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!
YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVAN SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

we are interested in your booming technology. technology to make things go boom. nuclear boom. you know? we from past.

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Site Updates

UPDATE 3-19-05

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Pick of March 19, 2005

davepoobond: Umm humm…mmh…Looks like a lot of people are on Spring Break now because there was a huge drop in traffic all of a sudden…don’t seem to know why really….uhhh i don’t think its because of my lack of updates…is it?

stimpyismyname: http://bigmound.com/dma/

March 19, 2005

Dictionary – Hallelujah! 4500 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 36, davepoobond IM 37, davepoobond IM 38, davepoobond IM 39, davepoobond IM 40, davepoobond IM 41, someone IM, amber IM 2, virgin ass 485 IM, davepoobond IM 42, davepoobond IM 43, Holmes IM 13

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UPDATE 2-22-05

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Pick of February 22, 2005

davepoobond: For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here’s an update. Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs. <insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares about making money and taking it out of your pocket>

Soup Nazi: Don’t get MySpace. You’ll be consumed.

Elias: Squackle’s nice and all, but I’d like Squackle a lot better if it gave me blowjobs.\

Nose: i’m not inspired at the moment, i’ve found employment as a hospital orderly

stimpyismyname: push off contact push off

February 22, 2005

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Featured comic series: Syndicate Me — Jokes Are Funny, Drugs, How Goes the Biz, Poor Me, Watch Out, Drinking, Never Laugh, This Would Be A Cool Music Video, Crazy Germans, Math is Boring, Bus Drivers are Insane, School Can Be Like TV, Dogs are Funny

Stupid IMs – Sprivenx IM 2, IrknInvaderZim IM, davepoobond IM, Lumpy IM 4, YoursTruly IM 3, davepoobond IM 35, collgehun18f165 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 4, Evil Hell Cow IM 5, Evil Hell Cow IM 6