asaviti – v. to call a phone sex hotline while stuck in traffic
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asan
asan – v. to actually use a stem and leaf plot
arya
arya – n. a violin solo no one likes
artu
artu – n. a cough drop that makes your mouth numb
arsig
arsig – v. to take home a prop from the origianl GUTS set
arshfp
arshfp – v. to wipe your ass on a tree
arsefoe
arsefoe – n. someone who keeps the tags on their clothes so they can return it after wearing it once or twice. THAT’S how popular girls look like they never wear the same thing twice, because they actually DON’T
arscott
arscott – n. a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper, butt, etc.).
Ex. I got shot in the arse and now I have to walk around with an arscott strapped to my backside. Piggly-wiggly is a funny name for a store.
armitage
armitage – n. a paper clip whip
armdinra
armdinra – adj. to have enough ass hair that the hair looks like an afro
armazoz
armazoz – v. to say “roar” when you wanted to say “whore”
Armando Viruet
Armando Viruet – n. a faggot who thinks he’s a pimp but has his left nut in his gut (literally). Not to mention the fact that he ejaculates and says that when your dick peels its a sign of puberty.
Ex. Ricky Martin
arkmes
arkmes – n. a squeaky pencil sharpener
arkmes – v. to respond to pop-up ads, just like the evil corporations behind them want you to do
arjoo
arjoo – n. a talking squirrel that gives drugs to republicans
arigato
arigato – v. to push someone away so you can see someone play a game called Super Collapse