fauot – v. to stick paper clips into your penis
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fatterfly
fatterfly – n. a fat butterfly
Fatin
Fatin – n. Fatan’s own clothing company <see Fatan>
fatevil
fatevil – n. a fat devil
fatass
fatass – n. someone with an abnormally large ass.
Ex. Jaysus, look at that fatass.
Fatan
Fatan – n. a fat version of Satan
fastcit
fastcit – n. the art of making usless contractions that complicate everything
fastard
fastard – n. a fast bastard
fassliuh
fassliuh – n. the theory which says that time zones are “blended” together so that it is the same time everywhere within a large area. Opposite to the eiodopet theory <see eiodopet>
faseca
faseca – n. the art of stabbing people with forks and getting their reaction on tape
farty-niner
farty-niner – n. a boisterous, hot dog and beer guzzling, over-the-hill football fan
farty
farty – n. a fart-like party with no partying
;} a party where you are supposed to fart
fart-witted
fart-witted – adj. descriptive of a good-natured grunt with a high IQ
fartunate
fartunate – adj. descriptive of premeditated farting condition that frequently occurs during a particularly boring meeting or lecture allowing participants to take an early break
fartuitous
fartuitous – adj. descriptive of the lucky fart who wins the jackpot lottery