jingle bells, rachel smell, mary laid an egg
mary-mobile lost its wheal and rachel got away HEY!
dashing through the clouds, in a two horses open air,
over the smilies we go, singing all the way, ha ha,
do do do dodo , mary is washing rachel right now, bla bla bla
bla bla.. bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa!!!!
Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Oh no I’m heading for the tree
As I go to stand up I realize
I have just broken my knees
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I spent my Christmas Eve
In a stupid hospital bed
OH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is gay.
The S-mobile lost a wheel
and Dancer took ballet, HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
You are fuckin’ gay.
Jingle Bells,
Go to Hell,
This is goddamn lame.
PS: u suck
911, 911
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin is a faggot
Batmobile lost its wheel
and they both died like two maggots
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flies away
Lost his pants in France
And found them in Bombay
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission.
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This form was submitted: Feb 23 2005 / 14:22:33
name = janet
song = barney stupid i dont know what to do
i do not know
i do not know
he is so stupid
he is so stupid
i hate him
i hate him
Barney is an effing b****
Who’s life worse than hemorrhoids
He’s gay we know
His mind is slow
Hope he gets hit with asteroids!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get a bazooka and kill barney
With a click and a bang and a drop to the floor
No more stupid purple dinosaur
Barney’s gay
Oh hurray
Let’s kill barney on this day
And his blood will fly all over the floor
Then we’ll attack Baby-Bop the hoar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you!
You Hate Me!
We are not a happy family
With a great big punch
And throw Barney on the floor
No more Purple Dinosaur! 🙂
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s gang up and kill Barney
With a chainsaw to the head
Sorry kid, but Barneys dead
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s team up and kill Barney,
With an M-16 and fricking floor board,
Next thing you know, HE’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all get a girder and whack Barney
With a whack whack here
And a whack whack there
Whacking whacking everywhere
Why does barney think he’s the king?
Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins
We all hate the sad song he sings
Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees
And wait until we hear the ‘ping’
ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…