Q: Why has Father Christmas got such a lousy sex life?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
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Joke #5484
Q: What’s easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or dead babys?
A: Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Joke #5483
Q: Whats pink and swings?
A: A dead baby on a meat hook.
Joke #5482
Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
Joke #5481
Q: What’s big and green, and if it fell out of a tree would hurt you?
A: A pool table!
Joke #5480
Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michal J. Fox has a small one
Maddona doesnt have one
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it
Clinton uses his all the time what is it?
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A last name! Were you thinking about something else?
Joke #5479
Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
Joke #5478
Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
Joke #5477
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Joke #5476
Q: What’s 18 inches and scares women?
A: Crib death
Joke #5475
Q: Have you heard about that new pirate movie coming out?
A: Its rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Joke #5474
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over bays?
A: Because then they’d be bagels.
Joke #5473
Q: What’s green, red, and spins around?
A: A frog in a blender
Joke #5462
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when having sex?
A: Cause they have cotton balls
Joke #5461
Q: What did Joel say to Kristin?
A: Let’s have sex!