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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22111

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This seems more like a rap song than a parody song of the Barney theme song.

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On top of Old Smokey all covered in blood,
I shot fucking Barney with a 94 stud.

I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave.

When the people threw flowers,
I chucked a grenade .

And 20 years later he came from the dead,
I got a bazooka and blew off his head.

I’d like to continue, its funny I know,
but I can’t continue, cause I gotta go to the little menz room.