upquiseup – v. to use a chair against a wall as if it was a urinal
beh-gront – v. to hit someone in the face with a cake
edrisnuso – v. to beat someone with a selfie stick
rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use. It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon
fornohgot – v. to have known at some point, but forgot it
Ex. I fornohgot that her name was Julia.
hechomoov – v. to carry a bike on your shoulder while also riding a bike
Ex. Some fuckin’ weirdo was hechomooving today while I was on my way home today.
enigeria – v. to initiate energy transfer with a life form by talking to them
sudaregtmierori – v. to come out of a room with three trash bags full of trash
nareruul – v. to have sex with a bouquet of roses
neesrenetnam – v. to sprinkle pop tart crumbs on your pubic hair
ettrramufnideaasbi – v. to sleep in a bed with a sledgehammer that does not have any sheets, so you are sleeping right on the mattress itself.