babricede – v. to leave a loaf of bread, in its packaging on top of a toaster and constantly use the toaster so that the plastic melt into the toaster and into the bread, and not be smart enough to realize that is bad

Tags: babricede, bread, plastic, toaster, verb

xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity

Tags: food, verb, xeof

unanill – v. to be paid exclusively in gift cards

Ex. I prefer to be unanilled, because I don’t need to claim them on my taxes.

Tags: gift certificate, money, unanill, verb

heredia – v. to color in an iPhone’s screen with a permanent marker

Tags: heredia, iPhone, marker, verb

selupre – v. to snort teloda

Ex. Johnny selupred a whole package from that box of mac!

Tags: pasta, selupre, teloda, verb

guelmo – v. to eat cereal in the morning, but become so hungry again that since you have absolutely nothing else to eat, you eat cereal again

Tags: cereal, food, guelmo, verb

arellan – v. to take an air conditioning unit out piece by piece

Tags: air conditioning, arellan, verb

anchisima – v. to use your iPod from full charge to drain in one go

Tags: anchisima, iPod, verb

risadoh – v. to carpet the floor with one dollar bills

Tags: floor, money, risadoh, verb

ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet

Tags: dinner, food, ibanera, steak, toilet, verb

arunjo – v. to drive a MIG to work everyday

Tags: airplane, arunjo, verb

zadowe – v. to dump pig blood into a river in copious amounts

Tags: blood, pig, river, verb, water, zadowe

areqge – v. to drink coffee with your bowl of cereal at 6 P.M.

Tags: areqge, cereal, coffee, verb

tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal

Tags: assault, cereal, head, tucuv, verb

etip – v. to ride a bicycle up and down your street while you have an insurance claim

Tags: bicycle, etip, insurance, verb