assomisiuq – v. to change a tire in the middle of a freeway
ioesstreoo – v. to shoot a laser from your dick
eudquerrep – v. to attempt to play a toaster like a banjo
uqodupsqiq – v. to call someone out for holding a red umbrella on the first Tuesday after Labor Day
qixod – v. to send a screenshot of a PDF of your resume instead of your actual resume
obrotilsuu – v. to wash your hands before you take the trash out, but not after. Weird.
tuccoee – v. to use a toilet as if it is a chair, particularly when you don’t even have to use it for its actual intended function. You use the toilet to do things such as write checks, grade papers, or selfishly occupy the bathroom so that no one else can use it for the actual purpose a bathroom exists
priazreuf – v. to use dish soap (not dish-washing detergent) in the dishwasher. Suds of fun!
smanbufle – v. to shout loudly with the intention to gain attention
oroedopod – v. to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel
donosiuqeo – v. to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
sabbaget – v. to bite off another person’s leg
isadaioeu – v. to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors in Pennsylvania
trataria – v. to honk your horn whenever you pass another car
leriasolria – v. to make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge