“I can’t stand the words VAGINA and UNDERWEAR. I ask way too many questions because I always want to know why. I have a big heart. I can make 30 minute brownies in 20. I can’t parallel park and refuse to learn. ”
- a girl’s dating profile
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(Regarding a woman’s vagina)
“My grandfather said ‘If it smells like fish, then it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone.’”
Tagged People: Boomking
“I ACUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO GUYS ON HERE UNLIKE ALOT OF THE STUCK OF WHORE ****ES ON HERE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR GUYS. WELL WAKE THE **** UP. YOU AINT sh*tWITHOUT A PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.”
- from a girl’s dating profile
emmeniopathy – n. a general term meaning menstrual disorder or disease
eating pussy – n. slang for the act of vaginal oral sex
eat out – v. slang for the act of vaginal oral sex
DVDA – Acronymn. acronym for “double vagina, double anal,” which is a sexual activity in which penetration of a woman is simultaneously done by four men.
double penetration – n. a sexual activity in which a woman is penetrated by two men simultaneously — one in the vagina and one in the anus.
deep tongue – v. slang term for french kissing
;} oral-vaginal sex where the tongue is inserted deep inside the vagina
Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Tagged People: killab