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Tags: penis, sex, vagina

“I can’t stand the words VAGINA and UNDERWEAR. I ask way too many questions because I always want to know why. I have a big heart. I can make 30 minute brownies in 20. I can’t parallel park and refuse to learn. ”

- a girl’s dating profile

Tags: brownie, dating, girl, profile, underwear, vagina

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Tags: bottle, cream, email, vagina

(Regarding a woman’s vagina)

“My grandfather said ‘If it smells like fish, then it’s a dish.  If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone.’”

- Boomking

Tags: fish, perfume, vagina

Tagged People: Boomking

“I ACUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO GUYS ON HERE UNLIKE ALOT OF THE STUCK OF WHORE ****ES ON HERE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR GUYS. WELL WAKE THE **** UP. YOU AINT sh*tWITHOUT A PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.”

- from a girl’s dating profile

Tags: dating, girl, penis, profile, vagina, whore

emmeniopathy – n. a general term meaning menstrual disorder or disease

Tags: emmeniopathy, noun, vagina

eating pussy – n. slang for the act of vaginal oral sex

Tags: eating pussy, noun, oral sex, vagina

eat out – v. slang for the act of vaginal oral sex

Tags: eat out, oral sex, sex activity, vagina, verb

DVDA – Acronymn. acronym for “double vagina, double anal,” which is a sexual activity in which penetration of a woman is simultaneously done by four men.

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double penetration – n.  a sexual activity in which a woman is penetrated by two men simultaneously — one in the vagina and one in the anus.

Tags: ass, double penetration, noun, sex activity, vagina

deep tongue – v. slang term for french kissing

;} oral-vaginal sex where the tongue is inserted deep inside the vagina

Tags: deep tongue, oral sex, tongue, vagina, verb

Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?

A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Tags: black, bowling ball, vagina

Tagged People: killab

There once was a man from china

who wasnt a brilliant climber

he fell from a rock

damaged his cock

and now he has a vagina

Tags: China, penis, rock, vagina

Tagged People: IgetBORED

crack – n. slang for the vagina or ass

Tags: ass, crack, noun, vagina

cookie – n. slang term for the vagina

Tags: cookie, noun, vagina