Joke #13106

The coach of the St. Joseph’s High School baseball team, who happened to be a priest, called time out and ran onto the field to have a talk with his pitcher, a boy named Morgan.

The umpire watched patiently while the priest had a lengthy discussion with his younger hurler.  Finally, tired of waiting, the umpire stormed over to the coach.  “What is this?” he said to the priest angrily.  “A conference or the Sermon on the Mound?”

 

Joke #12142

A professional baseball player, after being called out on a close play at home, stormed over to the umpire and shouted, “Collins, you’re the second best umpire in the league.”

To say the least, the umpire was astonished. “Thanks for the compliment,” he said.

“It’s no compliment,” snapped the player.  “All the other umpires in the league are tied for first.”