Joke #12142

A professional baseball player, after being called out on a close play at home, stormed over to the umpire and shouted, “Collins, you’re the second best umpire in the league.”

To say the least, the umpire was astonished. “Thanks for the compliment,” he said.

“It’s no compliment,” snapped the player.  “All the other umpires in the league are tied for first.”

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