Quote #23013: Rate Your Adolescence

How would you rate or evaluate your period of adolescence?  What has it been like, typical, atypical, etc.

“My period of adolescence has been atypical.  I do not do anything fun or out of the ordinary.  The most exciting thing I would do would be going to a movie and coming back home at a late hour.  My adolescence has been nothing but going to school and going back home, for the rest of the day, and have it all repeat the next day.”

– davepoobond

 

Joke #18594

Dining out one evening I noticed some teenagers celebrating at a nearby table.

When one girl pulled out a camera, I offered to take a picture of the group. After one photo I suggested taking another just in case the first one didn’t come out.

“That’s ok,” she said as she took her camera back. “I always get double prints.”

 

Ten Common Full-Time Employee Illnesses

1. The Macy’s One Day Sale Flu.

2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4. The I’m Looking for a New Job and I Don’t Know How Long It’s Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5. The My Boyfriend’s Got the Week Off So Suddenly I’m Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn’t Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7. The There’s No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8. The It’s Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I’m a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9. The I’ve Messed Up Royally and I Won’t Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10. The I Really Am Sick and I’ve Got The Doctor’s Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.