Joke #12848

Two New York gamblers won big at Las Vegas and decided to take a cab all the way from Nevada to Manhattan.  As they were getting into the cab, one man said to the other, You’d better get in first.”

“Why?” asked the other.

“Because I have to get off at Forty-first Street and you don’t get off until Fifty-ninth.”

 

Joke #9234: Cab Unfare

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, “I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.”

“Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.”

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See! That guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replied the blonde. “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”