Something that was posted on PCWorld.com a long time ago.
Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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jinglesong = hey hey hey hey hey hey this site is frickin lame hey hey hey hey hey go play some drinkinking games hey your a loser you so fat la la la la la this site is frickin lame!!!!!!!
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A fucking shitty ass site
Mottos are needed when you want to boast about how good your site is. Here’s a bunch of mottos and potential ad blurbs I thought up. They may or may not be used at some point.
- Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net!
- Squackle.com! Bitches Beware!
- Squackle.com! The Site That Saved the World! / The “Site” That Saved(?) “the” World!
- Squackle.com! Better Than Porn!
- Squackle.com! Annoying the World, One Person at a Time
- Squackle.com! Annoying the World, More Than One Person at a Time
- Squackle.com! Bringing You and Your Family Closer to Insanity
- Squackle.com! So Much Crap, So Little Time
- Squackle.com! 70% of Our Visitors Probably Have Their Pants Around Their Ankles
- Squackle.com! We didn’t cut the fat!
- Squackle.com! One of the Funniest Sites on the Net (deprecated, but classic)
- Squackle.com! A Lot of Advantages
- Squackle.com! More Visitors Than Voters in the Green Party
- There’s a place for everything, even your mom, on Squackle.com
- Keep Smilin’
- Wait a second… game reviews?
- Hey, fag. Go to Squackle! www.squackle.com
- Jo MAMA lives in Bahrain! Buy the shirt at www.squackle.com
- I screwed jo mama after she went to this site www.squackle.com
- There’s naked pictures of your momma on the web. Go here to see them. www.squackle.com
- ohh The Best Part of Wakin’ Up, is screwin your mom up the assssss! www.squackle.com
- Hey, you. Do something productive with your meaningless life and go to this meaningless site. It’s funny! Tell people about it, too.
- Squackle <—— funny site. Tell people about it.
- Hey you! Got nothing to do? Go to this site, it’s funny, and there is funny stuff there, too! Go as soon as you can, this shit is hi-frickin-larious. Tell people about it, too!
- Ain’t today pretty? Pretty boring! Wanna get un-bored? Go to this site, it’s funny and well worth it to go. So go now, and tell people about it, too!
aebihorp – n. a word from the Squackle Dictionary that was added to some other random online dictionary without being accredited back to the Squackle Dictionary.
Ex. There’s a few aebihorps on Urban Dictionary.
fuerzaip – v. to establish a forum just for the purpose of talking to yourself
October 18 is Squackle’s Anniversary!!!!!!!! It is now 15 years old!!!! Holy shit, does anyone even care???
As a special celebration, special guest and special friend of Squackle.com, Charlie Sheen is with us today for a special Squacklecast!
The following is also talked about:
Halloween and Halloween movies. We go over Rotten Tomatoes’ list of Halloween movies.
South Park’s newest season.
Black Dynamite was mentioned.
Old Cartoons, like Wacky Races, and other 60’s/70’s-era cartoons, as well as Tom & Jerry.
Tom & Jerry was recently remade, if you weren’t aware, so we started talking about bringing back older cartoons as new series, such as:
Or rebooting Reboot.
We also dote upon the history of wiping after pooping.
The Random Wikipedia Article of the day is this thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sindhi_festivals
Also, kids in movies (and life) suck.
Mauvais sang is one of those movies we watched in film class.
We also review our current Netflix Queues and how we tackle our movie viewing schedules.
Thanks ya’ll! 15 years down the drain. Here’s to the next 15 years.
davepoobond: WAIT A SECOND
davepoobond: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE OUT OF SCHOOL
davepoobond: IN THE CHAT ROOM
SexiLilFreek096: ya y ?
SexiLilFreek096: well hi
davepoobond: well hi!
davepoobond: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: so were do u live
davepoobond: in my own world
davepoobond: called hell
davepoobond: i’m Satan, didn’t you know?
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur on the comp who’s watchin ova hell
davepoobond: hold on
davepoobond: i think its Bob Hope’s shift right now
SexiLilFreek096: r u outa skool
davepoobond: uhh yeah…i’ve been outta “skool” since i fell from Heaven
davepoobond: i got really bad grades
davepoobond: so i fell out of it
SexiLilFreek096: im out till january 5th
davepoobond: i’m out for eternity
davepoobond: y’know, being Satan and all
davepoobond: God doesn’t really want me back
SexiLilFreek096: o ya i c how it is
davepoobond: its a real bitch
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur satin u maust a’ got bad bad grades cause u cant spell ur own name
davepoobond: do you know what “satin” is?
davepoobond: “satin” is a type of textile
davepoobond: people WEAR satin
SexiLilFreek096: ya i no that
davepoobond: oh ok. glad we’re on the same page
davepoobond: gonna go torture some more souls
davepoobond: see ya later
davepoobond: by the way, go to www.squackle.com its got lots of stuff made by me (Satan). its an orgrasm
SexiLilFreek096: ight ur on my bl is that kool
davepoobond: sure ok
SexiLilFreek096: bye ttyl
Back in the year 2000, I was hosting Squackle at Angelfire, which was/is a free web host. I got this e-mail and decided to have fun with them.
>>>From: “Angelfire Staff” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>>>Subject: Password check
>>>Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 20:21:08 -0700
To ensure that your site, http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/squackle , is maintained properly, we periodically request that the webmaster of each site verify his or her password with Angelfire. Please send your username, along with your password, to email@example.com, my personal address, so that I can make sure everything is in order. We hope you continue to use Angelfire to host your webpages in the future.
>>>Subject: Re: Password check
>>>Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 08:13:59 PDT
hi! how are you! my password is: jungjung and my directory is biz/poopers
thank for making me safer on angelfire!
>>>From: “Tim Groves” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>>>Subject: Re: Password check
>>>Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 12:04:02 PDT
Hello again. I received your e-mail containing the directory and password for your site at Angelfire. However, the information was inaccurate. Please verify that what you sent was correct and resend it. We appreciate your cooperation, and thank you for using Angelfire.
Found this link today:
Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007. I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.
Here’s the story behind it – http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918
Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..
I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.
Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.
Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:Quote from: “Cake”
WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.
As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial. Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents. Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.
A great reply:Quote
Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?
Nobody tell him…Quote
Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.
If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!? Eh?! Eh?!Quote
Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!
“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”
Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:
That is me. I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.
Submitted through Quicky Joke submission form.
This form was submitted: Jun 05 2005 / 00:08:12
name = THIS WEBSITE SUCKS!
email = heydontemailme@aol,com
use_email = no
qjoke = THIS website IS A DISCRASE AND U GUYS SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS SHIT..U GUYS R ASSWHGOELS GET A FRICKING LIFE AND STOP MAKEING THESE JOKES
I should probably not be surprised, considering over the years there have actually been at least twice as many hits served from my site before I switched over to WordPress, but hey GUESS WHAT?
Squackle.com in its current incarnation (on WordPress) has hit more than half a million page hits! 508,000+ to be exact. That has been since 2007. Not bad, I guess.
To commemorate this milestone, I thought I’d post a list of some of the current popular pages for all to see:
Thank you to everyone who keeps coming back to Squackle — and also thanks to everyone who does random ass google searches and thinks that Squackle.com will actually provide helpful information (when it is actually quite the opposite).
I finally stopped being lazy and implemented a nice little feature that you may (or may not) get some use out of.
If you are looking at a category and click on any of the posts while on that page, such as the Squackle Quiz, you are now able to click to the previous or next posts WITHIN the Squackle Quiz category from that single post — this is instead of any random posts that may have been posted in between each quiz question.
What this basically means is the following:
If you want to answer all the quiz questions one at a time without having a huge list to look at, you are now able to go to each page one right after another without being diverted.
Hope that helps!
davepoobond: been a while
zackrat123: who is this?
davepoobond: you don’t remember?
davepoobond: i’m your cousin, Richard
zackrat123: o hi richard
zackrat123: i havent seen u in like 5 years
davepoobond: yeah i know
davepoobond: sucks don’t it
davepoobond: so how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123 signed off at 4:56:46 PM.
zackrat123 signed on at 4:56:52 PM.
davepoobond: how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123: im jkin i no ur not my cousin richard i dont even have a cousin richard
davepoobond: you’ve been fuckin around with me
davepoobond: here i am in my identity crisis
davepoobond: trying to find out who i am
davepoobond: and you fuck around with me
davepoobond: by the way, hyundai makes civics
zackrat123: no honda civic
davepoobond: hyundai civic, you jackass
davepoobond: don’t fall in
zackrat123: dont fall in wat
davepoobond: your own shit
davepoobond: cause you’re just full of it
zackrat123: but search for honda civic and it will show it
davepoobond: unh hunh..
davepoobond: tell me other funny jokes
zackrat123 wants to directly connect.
zackrat123 is now directly connected.
zackrat123: (shows a picture of a Honda civic)
zackrat123: honda civic
zackrat123: but y do u want to know
davepoobond: no reason
zackrat123 direct connection is closed.
davepoobond: have you been to my website
zackrat123: wat is it
davepoobond: a humor site
zackrat123: wats the link
zackrat123: i went to it
davepoobond: what’s so ewwww about it
zackrat123: i didnt go to it but i dont want to
davepoobond: Why do you think you think that i think what?
zackrat123 signed off at 5:07:41 PM.
This form was submitted: Dec 19 2004 / 14:36:36
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song = IS FUKING GAY AND YOR GAY U GOT TO MUCH EFFNIG TIME U LOSER NUT SACK!