Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
“I own a rhino, boy does he poop a lot. That’s why i call him PoopMonkey.”
Q: What do you do if a rhino charges you?
A: Give him your credit card.
Peter: Why do they call that animal a rhinoceros?
Dana: Because it looks like a rhinoceros!
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
coubertin – n. a sign that says “rhinos please remain in your vehicle”