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Quote #24108

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I’m really good at

“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24110

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24109

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.

Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24107

August 29th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24074

August 20th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24062

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

You should message me if

“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”

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Quote #24061

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23937

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23910

July 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23881

June 19th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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baservi

June 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

baservi – n. a girl that shows up on your online dating web site’s recommended list when you should only be getting guys, and there is no logical reason for them to show up (such as them saying they are a guy)

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#23794: davepoobond -> clairebyoot

April 1st, 2015 Posted in Chat Logs, Stupid IMs No Comments »

On Plenty of Fish…

davepoobond: Star Trek or Star Wars?

clairebyoot: Easy- Star Wars

davepoobond: Uh oh, I don’t know how easy that is! I like them both, but I’m more into the hard sci-fi rather than the fantasy sci-fi. What’s your favorite Star Wars character?

11 days later…

clairebyoot: Hmmmmm the Emperor and Darth Vader actually Darth Vader is my guy I’m sticking with that. Any you?

davepoobond: Original Trilogy would probably be Han Solo, prequel trilogy would be a tie between Jar Jar and Qui Gon. Jar Jar is hilarious to me because of his voice and everyone getting mad at him being a character. Do you have a favorite movie from the series?

clairebyoot: I hate jar jar deeply this will never work. Good luck on POF

davepoobond: lol :( it was a joke…

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Quote #23724

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”

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Quote #23723

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”

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Quote #23717

November 2nd, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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