Joke #18668

Waiting for our aerobics class to begin, several of us were standing around in our leotards chatting about fitness and diets. One woman said that her brother-in-law had quit smoking, gone on a diet and lost weight all at the same time.

Thinking to myself that no human being could possibly do this without acquiring at least one other undesirable habit for compensation, I jokingly asked her, “What did he start doing instead of these things?”

After a slight pause, she smiled and said, “Well, my sister is pregnant now.”

 

optimist

optimist – n. a person who buys a car and hopes he’ll find a parking space before the car is paid for

;} a person who lights a match before asking to borrow a cigarette

;} a person who starts a diet on Thanksgiving

;} a person who swears off liquor on New Year’s Eve