“I live my life as a WOMAN, because to the naked eye and to the rest of the world, I am a WOMAN ‘aside from my little secret hehe.'”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: dating
Quote #22696
(This girl’s profile picture is literally just her huge cleavage)
“Sex sex sex what else would i want out of this site? People who say want a relationship are fakes and flakes on here. All they want is ****. If you can prove me wrong on what i just said then cool. So with that said… Dont waste my time and be straight forward on what you want. Im done being the nice girl… Im ready to be kinky and naughty!!!!!
white boy is a must! No Hispanics specially no black guys.. Sorry just not my type. And no Asians!!! 1000% White caucasians and disease free!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22695
“Gods my Daddy and always will be.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22694
“I work, save, and I have a car. I believe that everyone, man or woman, should do the same…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22692
“Just an FYI: I do have a boyfriend right now, but things are going downhill from my eyes. There’s this girl that likes him, and seems like she never dated a nice guy before so I made my boyfriend go on a date with her. (See? I’m a totally nice, understanding girl!) But lately he’s been pretty…I don’t know. I’m just not really happy with him anymore. And now I’m too lazy to type so I’ll just end it here…
Ok I’m back again cuz i feel like talking!! 🙂
…
Updates: My boyfriend and I are back together…haha sorry! He knows that I’m on this site, and he’s ok with me meeting a guy that’s safe and worth my time. (Anyway, he owes me! I let him date another girl!)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22691
“Im going to college to become a preschool teaching trying to become a preschool teacher thats my passion and my profession.I like to go the computer and watch tv and watch movies too and I love to go swim.
I dont act like anybody else or be something Im not.I like all kinds types of music except Jazz.I like to go partying and drinking just have a good time. And I love beer and I love to smoke weed and hookah. I want to just to find nice,good and sweet,kind gentle man guy.Ive never been to a rave or strip club yet at all.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22690
The six things I could never do without
“bra, undies, clean water, pen, glasses, and a voice.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22689
“First & foremost please don’t message me about sex, paying my bills, & wanting to marry me. I’m not interested & I can pay my own bills.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22687
“I love reading, i’m a big book worm. lol i used to get in trouble when i was little becasue i would be up at night reading instead of sleeping.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22685
“This car is my sister in law and my brother I love there car”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22682
“I am a high skool mathematics teacher.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22668
My self-summary:
“Please don’t talk to me.”
I’m really good at
“Ignoring all of you.”
You should message me if
“Don’t.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22659
I’m really good at:
“watching tv”
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
“what to eat next”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22658
These are multiple parts of the same profile. Made better by keeping them all together. Only the funny parts are here.
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My self summary:
“hey, if u r wondering why i feel i saw this girl before? yea, u r rite….i had too much fun about this site the other morning and delete my account by mistake >.br />so, about me………im a little bit of everything all roll into one. my friends always tell me that im so different than the first time they met me. so yea….u do the math :D”
What I’m doing with my life:
“doing something i always want to do, but before i actually achieve, let’s just keep that to myself~”
I’m really good at:
“turn normal conversation into either funny or awkward…..really depends on how other thinks tho…
bring random bruise to myslef….yea, dont know how and when i did it……i guess i have “aiming” issues? :D”
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
“here and there, random and serious…..yea…..i told u nothing…..but well :D”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
“i do not like zombie and clown, they r really just scary and creepy! but i pretend im ok with them…..”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22648
“I am in love with someone that is being stupid and needs to get his head out his ass! So im not on here to date non of you people but we can talk and no not about sex so do not try! Well my name is Nicole and Im a fun loving person and I dont care for material things like this comp that I am using haha!!!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile