Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.

She took it round the corner to teach it how to…

Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.

The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…

Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.

Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…

Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.

If you don’t like them, stick em up your…

Ask no qestions, tell no lies.

I saw santa claus undoing his…

Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.

And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂

 

Joke #9141

It was considered a great step forward in civil aviation when the first fully automated flight was ready for its maiden transcontinental journey.  Bigwigs of every sort were shown to their seats and served a champagne cocktails by cyborg hostesses, while hundreds of airline employees waved from the runway.  Suddenly, the
engine snapped on and the plane made a perfect takeoff into the cloudless sky.

A silky, mechanical voice came over the speakers.  “Welcome aboard this historical flight, ladies and gentelmen, and simply press the call button if you would like more champagne to be served by one of our robot attendants. Even those of you who may have been anxious about flying in the past can now relax in the knowledge that this
flight is free from the possibility of human error.  Every aspect –altitude, air pressure, course setting, weather conditions — is continuously monitored by state-of-the-art computer circuitry, so virtually nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong,…