zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
“I thought she said celery, like the vegetable”
celery – n. a vegetable that has almost no nutrients or calories in it, so you actually lose calories eating it
bogata – v. to eat celery while listening to Pink Floyd, while masturbating