Joke #12129

A battered and bruised man told his lawyer, “Las night I came home late and my wife hit me with a baseball bat.  After she finished hitting me, her four brothers took turns hitting me with the bat.  Next, her mother hit me with the baseball bat.  Is that legal?”

His lawyer thought a moment, then replied, “Yes and no.  Yes, it’s legal for your wife to hit you, but no, it’s not legal to bring in so many pinch hitters.”