Some guy offers another guy some Tagalong-brand Girl Scout cookies.
“I don’t like ‘em,” he says. “They make me puke.”
“Who?” the other guy replies.
“The cookies or the girl scouts?”
Tags: barf, cookie, Girl Scout
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Joke #21016: Girl Scout Cookies
April 3rd, 2011 Boxtop11 Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #18437
February 20th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author’s talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag.
She walked off slowly and, as soon as she was out of sight, ran to the bathroom where she immediately threw up.
She was just about finished when someone came into the bathroom to tell her that her lapel mic was still on.
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Gnats eat throw-up because
February 4th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Wayne’s World is considered by critics to be
February 4th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Some items are made to last a lifetime…
February 4th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Yes or No: have you barfed on your shoe?
February 3rd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Yes or No: do you enjoy the taste of your own vomit?
February 3rd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Quote #15258
January 16th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Joke #11177
June 22nd, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call it when an oyster throws up into a jelly jar?
A: A Pearl Jam.
Tags: barf, jelly, oyster, Pearl Jam
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Gross-Out Top 5 Lists
June 8th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Lists No Comments »
Always…
1) Look both ways before crossing the street. (Road kill should always be small animals.)
2) Eat your cereal before it gets soggy. (Gag me with the spoon.)
3) Drink your milk before it gets hot. (Barf, anyone?)
4) Clean those crusty things out of your eyes before you try to walk around in the morning.
5) Give your teacher an apple; just check for worm holes and rotten parts.
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Never…
1) Eat greasy food before going on a roller coaster. (Sometimes what goes down does come up.)
2) Pick your nose and park it on the bedpost. (Who wants to see that later?)
3) Have Doritos before going on anything resembling a date. (Breath with a bad attitude.)
4) Drink anything anybody hands you. (Lugey alert!)
5) Wet the bed if you’re on the top bunk.
Tags: animal, apple, attitude, barf, bed, cereal, date, Doritos, food, milk, roller coaster, spoon, teacher, worm
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Joke #11127
June 8th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.
Tags: barf, milk, oyster, pearl, spit
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Joke #11060
May 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much salad with bleu cheese dressing?
A: He blew chunks.
Tags: barf, salad, salad dressing
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Joke #11050
May 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much junk food?
A: He tossed his cookies.
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Joke #11045
May 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What sound does a dog make when it has an upset stomach?
A: Barf, barf!
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Tilt-A-Vomit
May 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Fairy Tales, Stories No Comments »
Marian laughed loudly at Jean when she noticed her friend’s sick, pained face as they sped around the Tilt-A-Whirl.
“I feel sick,” Jean moaned.
“HA!” Marian screamed. “You just have to suck it up.” Jean leaned over the side of their car and vomited violently, which only increased Marian’s laughter. Suddenly, the ride lurched around, and Jean’s vomit hit Marian squarely in the face.
Moral of the story? What goes around comes around.
Tags: barf, tilt-a-whirl
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