acerhj – adv. to not be able to go on a lunch break cause some asshole air conditioning guys are working on your air conditioning and you can’t leave them there alone
firefuxxed – adv. to be using an old version of a software that updates often enough that you can’t keep up with the updates because you have no will to update.
Ex. I am using Firefox 12, but Firefox 19 just came out. I am so firefuxxed.
nesconta – adv. to be arrested for attending a public dance without wearing a corset
analeia – adv. to be arrested for drawing funny faces on your window
minso – adv. to have been fined for leaning against a building
desmayo – adv. to not know someone’s last name until they added you as a friend on a social networking site
depuscelate – adv. to lose one’s virginity
nanogi – adv. to sit down for dinner when all of a sudden you get attacked!
Volvo’d – adv. when a Volvo causes problems for you when driving whether like when a Volvo pulls in front of you, nearly clipping you. That is described as being Volvo’d.
Ex. I was Volvo’d the other day, some old git in a Volvo slammed his brakes in front of me and I nearly rear ended him!!!
thunk – adv. to think of something before someone else, who was about to think of it, has thought of it.
Ex. I thunk it before you.
punctuatorily – adv. within a reasonable time limit.
Ex. She sent off her slightly delayed missives punctuatorily.
belt the living shit out of – adv. to play a song/video to death.
Ex. When a song is constantly played someone would say “I’m sick to death of that fucken song!!! those DJs belt the living shit out of it!!!”
auliff – adv. to know, or have known at one time, a man from Nantucket