Hannah Is a Palindrome

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 Posted in Stories | 4 Comments »

This is a story I read a long time ago, and it is mad stupid. I don't remember the details, but they really aren't important....trust me. This is my retelling ... Read more..

Dave’s Notes: Sylvester and the Magic Pebble

Sunday, November 7th, 2010 Posted in Stories | No Comments »

There was this stupid kid named Sylvester Duncan and he had a hobby of collecting pebbles.  What a douche.  Honestly, he couldn't figure out something better to do with his ... Read more..

Dave’s Notes: The Tale of Peter Rabbit

Sunday, November 7th, 2010 Posted in Stories | No Comments »

Peter Rabbit is this asshole rabbit who had a stupid dad that got caught by this upstanding, taxpaying, well-groomed farmer named Mrs. McGregor.  She wore a bra that was D ... Read more..

Dave’s Notes: Millions of Cats

Sunday, November 7th, 2010 Posted in Stories | No Comments »

So there was this old crazy man and an equally old and crazy woman who lived together but weren't married.  Friends with benefits, let's call it. Unfortunately, they got screwed by ... Read more..

Dave’s Notes: Come and Have Fun

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010 Posted in Stories | No Comments »

There's this cat, right.  And he likes to harass this mouse, see.  And there is a pending lawsuit from said mouse to this cat for his constant harassment.  This cat ... Read more..