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Quote #23479

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“P.S.- I DONT DRIVE A CHEVY…IT’S MY NICKNAME.”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23478

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”

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ReefBall

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy as much reef as you can.

Gather all of the reef you destroy after each turn and weigh it in kilograms.  This is your score for your turn.

The first to one metric ton (1000 kg) wins.

Boundaries: The area in which you have chosen to play ReefBall.

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Ice Bowling

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling Ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy glaciers.

Each glacier you destroy, you get one point.

First to 10 points wins.

Boundaries: The polar regions of the planet you are on

 

 

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Joke #23474

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How do you make an orange turn over?

A: Tickle its navel.

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Joke #23473

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

A: A food chain.

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Joke #23472

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?

A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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Joke #23471

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?

A: A sour grape.

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Joke #23470

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?

A: All of them.

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Joke #23469

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?

A: Limestone.

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Joke #23468

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?

A: A blueberry jam.

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Joke #23467

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

A: Dino-mite!

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Quote #23466

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“What if the stories I wrote came true?  Know what I’d write?  I’d write a story about a boy whose stories came true.  Actually, that’s what this story is about.  Think it will come true?  Am I confusing you yet?”

- RL Stine

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Quote #23465

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“This may be the coldest book I ever wrote.  It’s all snow and ice and freezing winds.  It was very different to write — mainly because it’s hard to type when you’re wearing mittens!”

- RL Stine

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Quote #23464

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“I think telephones are scary.  You never know who’s on the other end of the line.  So I decided to write about scary phone calls.  If you like this book — please don’t call me!

- RL Stine

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