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Quote #23482

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Maybe the internet is where the good men are hiding out…”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23481

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“And we’re here for a good time, not for a long time.”

- from a double-girl dating profile

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Quote #23480

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“The brunette (Joanna) likes manly men with brown eyes, and the blonde (Sammie) doesn’t know what she likes but knows its not an ugly guy.”

- from a dating profile that is apparently made for two girls.  Is it really that hard to have separate profiles?

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Quote #23479

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“P.S.- I DONT DRIVE A CHEVY…IT’S MY NICKNAME.”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23478

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“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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ReefBall

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy as much reef as you can.

Gather all of the reef you destroy after each turn and weigh it in kilograms.  This is your score for your turn.

The first to one metric ton (1000 kg) wins.

Boundaries: The area in which you have chosen to play ReefBall.

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Ice Bowling

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling Ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy glaciers.

Each glacier you destroy, you get one point.

First to 10 points wins.

Boundaries: The polar regions of the planet you are on

 

 

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Joke #23474

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How do you make an orange turn over?

A: Tickle its navel.

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Joke #23473

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

A: A food chain.

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Joke #23472

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?

A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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Joke #23471

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?

A: A sour grape.

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Joke #23470

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?

A: All of them.

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Joke #23469

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?

A: Limestone.

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Joke #23468

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?

A: A blueberry jam.

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Joke #23467

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

A: Dino-mite!

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