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Joke #23474

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How do you make an orange turn over?

A: Tickle its navel.

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Joke #23473

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

A: A food chain.

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Joke #23472

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?

A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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Joke #23471

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?

A: A sour grape.

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Joke #23470

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?

A: All of them.

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Joke #23469

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?

A: Limestone.

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Joke #23468

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?

A: A blueberry jam.

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Joke #23467

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

A: Dino-mite!

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Quote #23466

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“What if the stories I wrote came true?  Know what I’d write?  I’d write a story about a boy whose stories came true.  Actually, that’s what this story is about.  Think it will come true?  Am I confusing you yet?”

- RL Stine

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Quote #23465

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“This may be the coldest book I ever wrote.  It’s all snow and ice and freezing winds.  It was very different to write — mainly because it’s hard to type when you’re wearing mittens!”

- RL Stine

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Quote #23464

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“I think telephones are scary.  You never know who’s on the other end of the line.  So I decided to write about scary phone calls.  If you like this book — please don’t call me!

- RL Stine

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Joke #23463

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?

A: He lived until he hit the ground!

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Quote #23462

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“This book started from something that ahppened in my family.  My brother started thinking he was a chicken.  We probably should have taken him to a doctor.  But we needed the eggs!”

- RL Stine (from the book Goosebumps Chicken Chicken)

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urma

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

urma – n. clothing made from plastic bottles

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The Control of American Culture

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »

The control of American culture comes from the government, and those who have influence on our everyday lives.  For example, the government imposes dress codes, bans books, etc.  So that eventually one day these things will come into normal practice without second thinking their choice, as if these bans on laws on ridiculous things were never there.  With the dress code for instance, they intend to make everyone not wear certain types of clothing.

Since students can’t wear them, demand for them goes down and eventually is erased from existence, as habits are built on the next generation to not wear these types of clothing ever again.  This goes for anything else that is trying to alter the way we think or how we want to do things so that they will have more and more control over culture, and us, according to an unknown group controlling it all.

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