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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

Tic tac toe

Barney got shot by G.I. Joe

Momma called the doctor

and the doctor said

Uh oh Barney’s dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

I hate him

He hates me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a kick and a punch

And a bullet to his head

Now that purple freak is dead

I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)

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vader

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

vader – n. a Darth Vader tattoo

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snoreipuss

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

snoreipuss – n. a sleeping cat

;} n. a vagina that snores

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uescritor

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade

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lesrecrot

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

lesrecrot – n. a charity event in which you use a taser on a public official for the highest bid

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ibsaa

July 13th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ibsaa – n. a sticky note used as a drink coaster

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nodilom

July 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

nodilom – v. to constantly tweet about an air conditioning unit for purposes of marketing

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Quote #23910

July 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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amrof

July 10th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

amrof – v. to be jailed for not eating a meal with your father

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gashua

July 10th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

gashua – v. to eat three bananas for lunch after eating a burrito

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noaralot

July 8th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

noaralot – v. to fix a bowl of cereal and then scratch your hairy stomach over it without the forethought that hair might fall into your perfect bowl of cereal

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scuento

July 7th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

scuento – v. to piss in a toilet and intentionally not flush it

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mantenerseenformaa

July 7th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

mantenerseenformaa – n. someone who is able to use a whole roll of toilet paper everyday

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