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Quote #23490

September 19th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Yo no crea que su mama es un hombre” (I don’t think your mom is a man)

– davepoobond

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Quote #23489

September 19th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Yo quiera este globó” (I want this balloon)

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Quote #23488

September 19th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Tu esperes que no tenemos escuela.” (You hope that we don’t have school)

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Quote #23486

September 13th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!

In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23483

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“IM OUT GOING I LOVE TO PARTY AND DRINK I KAN BE SHY AT FIRST WITH GUYZ BUT IM EASY TO TALK TO I LOVE TO LAUGH AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY IM A REAL HAPPY HONEST GIRL IM A LADY IN THE STREETS A FREAK IN THE SHEETZ LOL ;) MUAH KALL ME LOVELY ;) IM THICK BTW LADIES AND GENTALMEN AND I LUV IT IF U DNT WELL THATZ UR LOSE SO FAR NEVER HAD COMPLAINTZ MUAH HATE IT ARE LOVE IT LETZ SEE THINGZ I HATE LIERS WONT TOLERATE AT ALL I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES SOMETIMES LOL BUT THREE STRIKZ UR OUT.CALLE COLD IDGAF I JUST ANOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME BE HONEST TELLE WHAT U WANT WHO KNOWZ I PROBLEYWANT THE SAME MUAHHH”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23482

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Maybe the internet is where the good men are hiding out…”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23481

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“And we’re here for a good time, not for a long time.”

– from a double-girl dating profile

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Quote #23480

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“The brunette (Joanna) likes manly men with brown eyes, and the blonde (Sammie) doesn’t know what she likes but knows its not an ugly guy.”

– from a dating profile that is apparently made for two girls.  Is it really that hard to have separate profiles?

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Quote #23479

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“P.S.- I DONT DRIVE A CHEVY…IT’S MY NICKNAME.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23478

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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ReefBall

September 5th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy as much reef as you can.

Gather all of the reef you destroy after each turn and weigh it in kilograms.  This is your score for your turn.

The first to one metric ton (1000 kg) wins.

Boundaries: The area in which you have chosen to play ReefBall.

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Ice Bowling

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Squackle Sports Arena | No Comments »

Materials: Bowling Ball

Players: 2+

What you do:

Use a bowling ball to destroy glaciers.

Each glacier you destroy, you get one point.

First to 10 points wins.

Boundaries: The polar regions of the planet you are on

 

 

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Joke #23474

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: How do you make an orange turn over?

A: Tickle its navel.

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Joke #23473

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

A: A food chain.

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Joke #23472

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?

A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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