Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23921

Why does barney think he’s the king?

Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins

We all hate the sad song he sings

Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees

And wait until we hear the ‘ping’

ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…


ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics

I come from the Net.

Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.


My format: Guardian.

To mend, and defend.

To defend my new-found friends.

Their hopes… and dreams.

To defend them from… their enemies.


They say the User lives outside the Net…

And inputs games for pleasure.

No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!