Popeye Song #24785

I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.

The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D.  (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”

I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.

Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!


Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24780

On top of the tree top

All covered with blood

I shot poor Barney in the gut

I went to his funeral

I went to his grave

Some people threw flowers

I threw a grenade

On Friday 13 he came back from the dead

I grab a bazooka and blew off his head



FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells

Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow

Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse

Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad

Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see

Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25



Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24745

(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)

Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!

(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!