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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23923

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s all get a girder and whack Barney

With a whack whack here

And a whack whack there

Whacking whacking everywhere

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23921

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Why does barney think he’s the king?

Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins

We all hate the sad song he sings

Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees

And wait until we hear the ‘ping’

ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Tic tac toe

Barney got shot by G.I. Joe

Momma called the doctor

and the doctor said

Uh oh Barney’s dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate him

He hates me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a kick and a punch

And a bullet to his head

Now that purple freak is dead

I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)

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Birthday Song Parody

July 2nd, 2015 Posted in (C) Song Parodies, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Happy birthday to you

You live in a zoo

You look like a monkey

and you smell like one, too!

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ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics

June 10th, 2015 Posted in Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I come from the Net.

Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.

MAINFRAME.

My format: Guardian.

To mend, and defend.

To defend my new-found friends.

Their hopes… and dreams.

To defend them from… their enemies.

(music)

They say the User lives outside the Net…

And inputs games for pleasure.

No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!

REBOOT!

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Words of Discouragement

March 25th, 2015 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I care about now

Not past

Not future

Ur sucking now

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GHIJKL

September 21st, 2013 Posted in (C) Mathematical Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

always sometimes never
always sometimes
sometimes sometimes
always sometimes
sometimes

Given
because
yes

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In Class -1

September 21st, 2013 Posted in (C) Mathematical Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

no yes yes
no yes no

no yes yes
yes no no

no no no
yes

yes yes yes
yes

proof

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Fuk yo bitch Ass mom

August 29th, 2013 Posted in (C) Funny Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.

1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom

i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum

yea i no dats wrong

but tryin to battle against me

you won’t last long

like the weed in ma glass bong

they call me long shlong

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The tea is too cold…

August 3rd, 2013 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I found this at school.

The tea is too cold

The tea is too hot.  I can’t drink it.

I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket.  My dictionary is too big.

An elephant is too big.  A mouse is too small.

I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.

We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation.  The mountains are too beautiful.

I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.

Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm.  She thinks it’s too small.

I lost your dictionary.  I’m too sorry.  I’ll buy you a new one.

A: Do you like your math course?

B: Yes.  It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.

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The Number Poem

August 3rd, 2013 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

1776
1492
1865
1964
1975
2001
1984
1898
1945
1918
1229
1812

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The Grand Spa

July 30th, 2013 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Physical.

Mental.

Spiritual.

 

The Grand Spa
awaits you at the end of the Studio Walk
just before
the Grand Pool

Dust of yesterdays,
Leave me now and let me breathe.
I am water — yes.

Come vist,
The Grand Spa
Haven’t you waited for
this long enough?

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Elements of Display

July 21st, 2013 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Props, chairs, furniture

Lighting lights

Color different shades

Texture rough, smooth

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