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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

who sat down beside her

And said, “Plenty of cholesterol, I’d say.”

Tags: cholesterol, funny poem, rhyme, spider

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Jack and Jill

went up the hill

To fetch a pail

of water.

Jack fell down

and broke his crown,

And sued the farmer

and his daughter.

Tags: crown, daughter, farmer, funny poem, hill, rhyme, water

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Sugar is sweet,

and expensive too.

Tags: funny poem, rose, sugar, violet

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You can tell a freshman,

by his slap-happy look.

You tell a sophomore,

because he carries a comic book.

You can tell a junior,

by his debonair and such.

You tell a senior,

but you can’t tell him much.

Tags: book, funny poem, school

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Hickory dickory dock,

The elephant ran up the clock.

The clock is being repaired.

Tags: clock, elephant, funny poem

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Dear Teach,

Roses are red,

Violets aren’t gray,

I gave you this card,

Now give me an A.

With love,

Your favorite student.

Tags: funny poem, teacher, Valentines Day

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Dear Jill,

Roses are red,

Tulips are pink,

If you’d don’t go out with me,

You’re a big fink!

With all my affection,

Bill

Tags: funny poem, rose, tulip, Valentines Day

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Dear Lou,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The jeweler made me give the ring back,

The money was due!

Love,

Sue

Tags: funny poem, ring, rose, Valentines Day, violet

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Dear Frankenstein,

Roses are red,

Shamrocks are green,

When I look at your face,

I just want to scream.

Love,

Your bride.

Tags: funny poem, Valentines Day

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  Ed the Ox (15.9 KiB, 191 hits)

A song about Ed the Ox in Power Point form. By stimpyismyname.

Tags: download, Ed the Ox, power point presentation, stimpyismyname

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Solid ball
Hollow ball
Crayon
Comb

Saucer
House key
Coffee cup
Wedding ring

Hammer
Screwdriver
Thimble
Sewing needle

Orange
Teaspoon
Brick

Tags: Geometry Book, hammer, screwdriver

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Angle 1 is a right angle
Angle 1 is an obtuse angle
Angle 1 is an acute angle
The triangle is isosceles
No triangle is possible

Tags: Geometry Book, mathematical poem, triangle

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Two equilateral triangles
Two right triangles
Two isosceles triangles
Two scalene triangles
Two squares
Two rectangles
Two rhombuses
Two isosceles trapezoids
Two regular hexagons
Two regular polygons

A right triangle and an acute triangle
An isosceles triangle and a scalene triangle
A right triangle and a scalene triangle
An equilateral triangle and an equiangular triangle

Tags: Geometry Book, mathematical poem

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I have a lucky black rock.
I came back from my friends house
I bake my mother a cake
I clock my self out of work
I kick in karate.
We have a First Aid Kite.
I take my brother toys away.

Tags: Around School, cake, serious poem

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An ink pen
Blue or black
Not pink or green
Not red or any color
But Blue & Black

Tags: Mr. Lever 2000, serious poem

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