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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24070

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Barney is an effing b****

Who’s life worse than hemorrhoids

He’s gay we know

His mind is slow

Hope he gets hit with asteroids!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24069

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s get a bazooka and kill barney

With a click and a bang and a drop to the floor

No more stupid purple dinosaur

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24068

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Barney’s gay

Oh hurray

Let’s kill barney on this day

And his blood will fly all over the floor

Then we’ll attack Baby-Bop the hoar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24067

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you!

You Hate Me!

We are not a happy family

With a great big punch

And throw Barney on the floor

No more Purple Dinosaur! :-)

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24065

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s gang up and kill Barney

With a chainsaw to the head

Sorry kid, but Barneys dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24064

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s team up and kill Barney,

With an M-16 and fricking floor board,

Next thing you know, HE’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23923

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s all get a girder and whack Barney

With a whack whack here

And a whack whack there

Whacking whacking everywhere

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23921

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Why does barney think he’s the king?

Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins

We all hate the sad song he sings

Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees

And wait until we hear the ‘ping’

ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Tic tac toe

Barney got shot by G.I. Joe

Momma called the doctor

and the doctor said

Uh oh Barney’s dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate him

He hates me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a kick and a punch

And a bullet to his head

Now that purple freak is dead

I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)

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Birthday Song Parody

July 2nd, 2015 Posted in (C) Song Parodies, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Happy birthday to you

You live in a zoo

You look like a monkey

and you smell like one, too!

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ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics

June 10th, 2015 Posted in Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I come from the Net.

Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.

MAINFRAME.

My format: Guardian.

To mend, and defend.

To defend my new-found friends.

Their hopes… and dreams.

To defend them from… their enemies.

(music)

They say the User lives outside the Net…

And inputs games for pleasure.

No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!

REBOOT!

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Words of Discouragement

March 25th, 2015 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I care about now

Not past

Not future

Ur sucking now

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GHIJKL

September 21st, 2013 Posted in (C) Mathematical Poems, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

always sometimes never
always sometimes
sometimes sometimes
always sometimes
sometimes

Given
because
yes

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