FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells

Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow

Chorus:
Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse

Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad

Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see

Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25

Chorus

 

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24745

(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)

Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!

(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..

 

Barney’s Death

Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!

All the bad things
that he has done
makes his fans real dumb

HEY

Bashing on the dinosaur
he’s as stupid as a whore
he’s so sick and more
man why can’t he roar?!

He’s so lame and all
he doesn’t even have any balls!
he’s so crappy call
the ambulance from the hall
before I go all crazy
and beat the shit out of barney
he’s gonna need the Army
and everybody
to save him now!

Oh

Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!

All the bad things that he has done
has turned his fans real dumb
has turned his fans real dumb
HAS TURNED HIS FANS REAL DUMB!
BARNEY DIED! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!

 

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24719

On top of the school bus

All covered in red

We killed Barney

And chopped off his head

I went to his funeral

I went to his grave

Some people threw flowers

I threw a bitch’s ass so Barney’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!