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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24534

February 2nd, 2016 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

Barney is gay

He needs weed

He is fucked up

With a knife

We will stab him

Until he bleeds purple

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Jingle Bells Song #24443

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way

Ha ha ha

Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”

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Jingle Bells Song #24442

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells

Joker smells

Penguin laid an egg

Jokemobile lost its wheel

and Batman saved the day

Hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #24440

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker’s in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!

Joker just went number 2
in Batman’s shoe,
Robin’s in the bathroom
cleaning up the doo!

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away!

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Jingle Bells Song #24439

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

jingle bells, rachel smell, mary laid an egg
mary-mobile lost its wheal and rachel got away HEY!

dashing through the clouds, in a two horses open air,
over the smilies we go, singing all the way, ha ha,
do do do dodo , mary is washing rachel right now, bla bla bla
bla bla.. bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa!!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #24438

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Oh no I’m heading for the tree
As I go to stand up I realize
I have just broken my knees

The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I spent my Christmas Eve
In a stupid hospital bed

OH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981

Hey!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981

Hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #24437

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is gay.
The S-mobile lost a wheel
and Dancer took ballet, HEY!

Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
You are fuckin’ gay.

Jingle Bells,
Go to Hell,
This is goddamn lame.

PS: u suck

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Jingle Bells Song #24435

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

911, 911
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!

Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!

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Jingle Bells Song #24434

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells

Batman smells

Robin is a faggot

Batmobile lost its wheel

and they both died like two maggots

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Jingle Bells Song #24433

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells

Batman smells

Robin flies away

Lost his pants in France

And found them in Bombay

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24070

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Barney is an effing b****

Who’s life worse than hemorrhoids

He’s gay we know

His mind is slow

Hope he gets hit with asteroids!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24069

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s get a bazooka and kill barney

With a click and a bang and a drop to the floor

No more stupid purple dinosaur

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24068

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Barney’s gay

Oh hurray

Let’s kill barney on this day

And his blood will fly all over the floor

Then we’ll attack Baby-Bop the hoar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24067

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you!

You Hate Me!

We are not a happy family

With a great big punch

And throw Barney on the floor

No more Purple Dinosaur! :-)

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24065

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s gang up and kill Barney

With a chainsaw to the head

Sorry kid, but Barneys dead

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