Jingle Bells Song #26193

Running through the sand
In a one-manned scuba tank
Over the coral we go,
Laughing all the way;
Jellyfish they sting,
Making running hard
What fun it is to run and sting
In Spongebob land we go

Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day, Meow!

A day or 2 ago
I though we’d hurt Spongebob
And soon we went to dive
To get that little sponge
He was in underwear
Misfortune seemed the plot
He ran from to Crusty Crab’s
We caught that little whore

Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day,
And Gary Saved The Day! Meow!

 

Popeye Song #24785

I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.

The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D.  (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”

I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.

Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!

 

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24780

On top of the tree top

All covered with blood

I shot poor Barney in the gut

I went to his funeral

I went to his grave

Some people threw flowers

I threw a grenade

On Friday 13 he came back from the dead

I grab a bazooka and blew off his head

…..jejejejejejejejejejejejejeje