Joke #17944: The World’s Weirdest Sheep Story

Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.  One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.

The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it.

Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.

“Look at that,” remarked Phil to Will.  “The guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!”

 

Joke #17932

Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods.  Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter.  “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited.  A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came.  Finally they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously.  “These’re our last arrows.”