Q: What should you do if your smoke alarm goes off?
A: Run after it.
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Q: What should you do if your smoke alarm goes off?
A: Run after it.
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear retire?
A: He was burned out.
Q: Why did the father put his son under a beach umbrella?
A: To avoid son burn.
Q: What kind of suntan lotion do rabbits wear?
A: Hoppertone.
Q: Why do chickens stay out of the sun?
A: To avoid getting fried.
TEACHER: “Why are you late?”
DENNIS: “My little brother fell through the ice and I rescued him.”
TEACHER: “Is he all right?”
DENNIS: “Yes, but he’s not allowed to play in the freezer anymore.”
Q: Why was the cautious lifeguard fired?
A: He kept people wading too long.
Q: What’s the first thing you should do if your car gets stuck in the ocean?
A: Call for an undertow truck.
Q: What’s the first thing boxers do when they get in a car?
A: Knuckle-up.
Q: What’s the first thing clowns do when they get in a car?
A: Chuckle-up.
Q: How do automobiles protect themselves?
A: With kar-ate.
Q: What kind of hats do crash dummies wear?
A: Demolition derbies.
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.
The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it.
Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
“Look at that,” remarked Phil to Will. “The guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!”
Q: What has blonde hair, lifts weights, and buzzes?
A: Bar-bee.