Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Operator!
Operator who?
Operator peanut butter sandwich too fast, and now she can’t talk!
Tags: peanut butter, telephone
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Joke #11745
March 28th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #11744
March 28th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Dial!
Dial who?
Dial come to the phone as soon as her sister, Bea, gets off!
Tags: telephone
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August 17th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Soccerjawea.
Tags: racist joke, Sacagawea, soccer, sports joke
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August 17th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze got the ball?
Tags: ball, sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream ’cause I’m a cheerleader.
Tags: cheerleader, ice cream, sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the kickoff.
Tags: football, sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
José.
José who?
José, can you see by the dawn’s early light…
Tags: baseball, sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Tags: sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the bases.
Tags: baseball, sports joke
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August 11th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer flew right out of the ballpark.
Tags: baseball, sports joke
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July 9th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you going to wish everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day?
Tags: heart, Valentines Day
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July 7th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next week?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
Tags: conversational joke, Valentines Day
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July 7th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married.
Tags: lettuce, marriage, Valentines Day
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July 7th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Tags: honeydew, love, Valentines Day
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July 7th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes No Comments »
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me, honey, and hold me tight.
Tags: arm, honey, hug, Valentines Day
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