sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
sereu – v. to intentionally hold your pee in your bladder until you get a hernia
risadoh – v. to carpet the floor with one dollar bills
malimal – n. a 16:9 video that is captured as 4:3 so the video looks like crap and is squished
sanuno – n. a network-attached hard drive that always acts up
ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet
arunjo – v. to drive a MIG to work everyday
zadowe – v. to dump pig blood into a river in copious amounts
areqge – v. to drink coffee with your bowl of cereal at 6 P.M.
eapa – n. a creepy person who stands really close to you while you are at a soda fountain trying to fill your drink. They are waiting for you to fill your drink so they can fill their drink.
komu – n. a very loud and powerful fan that hangs above a doorway to keep air from the outside from going inside. It is also meant to blow away napkins that people may have on their trays that they have not secured and are not ready for the fan to turn on, since it only turns on when the door is opened.
tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal
etip – v. to ride a bicycle up and down your street while you have an insurance claim
oavazadowe – n. cereal that has French Vanilla creamer instead of milk
guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it