#10503: Sutami -> davepoobond

Sutami: tomorrow morning your crush will fall madly in love with you. You guys will hook up, and your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t send this to at least 10 ppl by @ least 10:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life for the rest of your life. This is not a stupid one or a fake. Just copy and paste. Start Sendin

davepoobond: oh no

davepoobond: but there’s no logic to that

davepoobond: if my crush is already my crush

davepoobond: arent they already madly in love with me

davepoobond: unh hunh…thought so

Sutami: 😀

 

#10500: davepoobond -> alexnorbts

davepoobond: so i hear you like bird watching

alexnorbts: for reall nigga

davepoobond: y’watch women with your binoculars too?

davepoobond: OH MY GOD, YOU KNOW ABOUT GRAND BUFFET

davepoobond: you’re so cool

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: who dis be

davepoobond: dave

alexnorbts: rogyes

alexnorbts: ha

davepoobond: so, where’d you hear about grand buffet

alexnorbts: linas and drew saw them in concert

alexnorbts: they gave me the cd

alexnorbts: they have the crazyiest lyrics

alexnorbts: the shit

davepoobond: yeah, like “bubble BATH bubble BATH”

alexnorbts: give me my fuckin hot dog bitch all kill u

davepoobond: is that a lyric

davepoobond: or are you telling that to me

davepoobond: oh ok

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: its a lyric

alexnorbts: but i meant it

alexnorbts: ha

davepoobond: i’ve only heard one of their songs

davepoobond: candy bars

alexnorbts: yea

alexnorbts: i like baseball cards

davepoobond: is that a song

alexnorbts: no

alexnorbts: thats the lyrics

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i only heard it once, so sue me

alexnorbts: have u heard of blackalicous

davepoobond: group?

alexnorbts: yea

alexnorbts: alphabet aerobics

davepoobond: no

alexnorbts: shit man

davepoobond: i’m sorry, i already did.

alexnorbts: damn

davepoobond: ths ones for grammy

davepoobond: i love candy bars, and baseball cards and superstars

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: yea

 

#10499: davepoobond -> wetfart1387

davepoobond: dude, you’re so cool

wetfart1387: really??

davepoobond: yeah man, you’re the only guy that put “ass” as his first name in the directory thing

davepoobond: online right now anyway

davepoobond: but that’s still good!!!!

davepoobond: and your info is sillly

davepoobond: it makes me lauugghhhhh

davepoobond: boy i have tears in my eyes

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: ur not talking

wetfart1387: sorry

davepoobond: comon man

davepoobond: you’ve practically got a fan

davepoobond: a roadie

davepoobond: :'(

wetfart1387: wuts up

davepoobond: you’re givin me no love

davepoobond: nothing, you

wetfart1387: nmh

davepoobond: well. thats just great

wetfart1387: hows life

davepoobond: just great

davepoobond: now that you’re in it

davepoobond: =DDDD

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: michael

davepoobond: are you there

davepoobond: i know you are

davepoobond: since you’re online and haven’t blocked me

davepoobond: :-[

wetfart1387: r u a guy

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: are you

wetfart1387: r u gay

davepoobond: wtf! what gave you THAT idea

I get warned to 20%.

wetfart1387 signed off at 10:27:38 PM.

davepoobond: u FAG

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#10498: davepoobond -> DataSmith

davepoobond: hey sucka. i hear you like antiques.

DataSmith: yea

davepoobond: that’s cool

davepoobond: just to tell you

davepoobond: y’know, fiddlin around with old stuff

davepoobond: and lookin at it.

DataSmith: always interesting to look at the past

DataSmith: do i know you?

davepoobond: yes….sitting there….looking….at stuff…..

davepoobond: i dont know, maybe you do, maybe you don’t…….!!

DataSmith: well i would suggest you enlighten me either way

davepoobond: why

DataSmith: because i want to know

davepoobond: what difference would it make though

DataSmith: the length of this conversation

davepoobond: good one

davepoobond: made me chuckle

davepoobond: no you don’t but yes i do

davepoobond: what day is st. patricks day on

Previous message was not received by DataBSmith because of error: User DataBSmith is not available.

::I warn him to 35%::

This guy/girl’s profile was really weird, it had stuff about her/him being a massager, and saying stuff like “i wont take people on the fly now, you have to make an appointment” and he/she charges 10 bucks an hour.

 

#10496: TJ the Almighty -> davepoobond

This was when Yahoo and Google still worked together.  In like 2003 or something.

TJ the Almighty: google is powered by yahoo

TJ the Almighty: few people realize that

davepoobond: i know that

davepoobond: but its the other way around

davepoobond: google actually powers yahoo

davepoobond: =)

TJ the Almighty: i knew it was one of them

davepoobond: but they’re still 2 different sites

davepoobond: i actually snubbed the school librarian with that fact

davepoobond: she kept saying that google is the best google is the best don’t use yahoo

davepoobond: then i tell her “actually, it doesn’t really matter, because google powers yahoo, so its pretty much the same thing”

TJ the Almighty: lol

davepoobond: and she has this nasty look on her face and she’s like “oh….but isn’t it still better cause there’s no advertising?”

davepoobond: i just shrug and say “i don’t care about advertising” and then she just walks away

TJ the Almighty: lol nice

 

#10495: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: you know that pimp music they always play when theres a pimp

stimpyismyname: witht the bass

davepoobond: somethin like shaft

davepoobond: i dont know

stimpyismyname: da duh de duh de duh de duh de

davepoobond: the strip poker song?

stimpyismyname: no..

davepoobond: that could work…