Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because B’s come after them.
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because B’s come after them.
Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?
A: Because his father was a rat
Q: Why cant a bank keep a secret?
A: Because there are too many tellers
Q: What did the cake say to the candle?
A: You’re burning my back
Q: What did yes say to no?
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
Q: What does a 500 pound parakeet say?
Q: What did the book say to the page?
A: Don’t turn away from me
In guild chat…
davepoobond: Sting from the Police!
davepoobond: he was in Dune
Apparently confused, Dolphziggler whispers me…
Dolphziggler: wtf you talking about mang?
Dolphziggler: im a wwe nerd… and no idea what u talkin bout willis
davepoobond: Sting, the wrestler, he was in The Police
Dolphziggler: as an officer??
Dolphziggler: where did you hear this?
davepoobond: have you heard of Dune
Dolphziggler: @ whatculturve?
davepoobond: just look up Sting from the Police
Dolphziggler: oh the singer ROFL
Dolphziggler: im thinking the wrestler
davepoobond: theyre the same guy
Dolphziggler: rofl your insane
davepoobond: you dont know theyre not!
Dolphziggler: sting the singer is Gordon Sumner… sting the wwe guy is Steve Borden.. and yes i do because ive seen both live rofl
davepoobond: gordon… borden…
davepoobond: same thing
Dolphziggler: rol dont mess with peoples emotions like that
Dolphziggler: its not nice
davepoobond: but sting was in dune
davepoobond: What got you interested in being a forensic psychologist?
Wingsofserenity: Cuz I’m interested in criminal minds
davepoobond: Ah, ok. I’ve only seen a couple episodes of that. Do you usually watch it as it airs?
Wingsofserenity: Not the show…..
Wingsofserenity: The actual minds of serial killers
davepoobond: Oh, haha. Cool. So are you majoring in psychology and criminal justice or just psychology? I personally do video editing
Wingsofserenity: Just psych
I’m going to be implementing a new theme on Squackle and it will probably be a little bit of a process getting everything exactly as I like it.
There’s been a few issues with the site recently for whatever reason and I’m unsure why it is happening — I’ve been using this theme practically unchanged for about 7 years now, and there might be something messing around with the stability of the site.
Hopefully the new theme will make things look better eventually.
“im not looking for a relationship or anything like that so any message asking me to be your girlfriend will get trashed. also please dont try and talk with me not here to converse just here to sell. sorry
im here to fulfill a fetish a lot of men have and thats buying used panties. you heard right. im selling my dirty panties to anyone who is interested.
please dont message me asking for sex and/or friendship. i am only looking to sell.
my delicious panties are $40 each and i do give discounts to clients who buy a few pairs so message me ONLY if you’re interested.
we can either meet up or i can mail them to you. sorry i dont drive to anyone that lives outside of LA.”
What I’m doing with my life
“selling my delicious panties”
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“all the men that love my panties”
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
“it turns me on when guys buy my panties”
You should message me if
“you want a pair of my used panties”
– from a girl’s dating profile
I randomly get a whisper from someone.
Tree: 400k for it
davepoobond: for friends?
Tree: wait wrong guy lol
davepoobond: i will be your friend for 400k
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I had done a simple video project and completed the work for the client. I delivered the video to him at his Dropbox and basically had to wait for him to get me the payment, which was a modest $50.
Thanks David. Its fine for my purposes. I will get pymt to you tomorrow.
Just wanted to touch base again to see if you are able to send me payment today. Thanks!
Hey. Sorry. I had a HORRIBLE day. It isn’t over yet. Haven’t gotten to it yet but will. Had issues and couldn’t make my deadline. Should be done tonight.
Just checking in again to see if you’ll have an opportunity for payment today. Thanks again.
I called him in between these e-mails asking about payment again, but was only able to leave a voice mail.
Hey again Martin,
Sorry to keep buggin you about it, but I thought I’d send you an e-mail as well. I left you a message about half an hour ago regarding the payment owed. Let me know if I can assist you with it. Thanks!
Just wondering if you were going to be able to let me know if you were going to pay for the video I did for you last week. Please let me know ASAP. Thank you.
Sorry. I haven’t forgotten you. I had a HORRIBLE last 36 hrs. I just found out a lot of very distressing news. Please bear with me. I assure you I will take care of it but I just found out the person I am subletting from hasn’t been paying the landlord and I need to move IMMEDIATELY. That AND i got LAID OFF from my job yesterday so I am overloaded and don’t know what I have to do in the way of cash so i am trying to get my bearings. Sorry. Be back in touch tomorrow.
Sheesh… sounds terrible. Don’t worry about it just get it to me when you can then.
sorry to make my problems your problems. i will get it handled soon..
At some point I called him again, and was given another bigger, escalating excuse as to why he couldn’t send me $50 for the work I did for him. I think it had something to do with not even being able to use the video for its intended purpose. At that point it wasn’t worth trying to collect, even though it was pretty funny/ridiculous.
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I was experimenting with selling “voice acting” services and the following occurred.
Subject: Need a voice actor
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
No reply after that.