The sun will always shine,
the birds’ll always sing.
As long as there is this there’s always the real thing.
Coca Cola Classic…
always the one.
When ever there is this
there’s always the real thing.
Dodododo always Coca Cola
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The Two Monkeys
A song a about two monkeys,
sitting on a branch,
picking each others backs
and making weied monkey sounds all day..
and slit the other ones throat
and made its fur into a fur coat
and sold it onto Ebay
Wonder Bra
Old men,
with baggy saggy tits,
are stupid,
and Alchololics..
They need a Wonderbra,
to fully suppoort
their moldy nasty
old nipples..
gorillas are nice and smelly
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Joke #21019: Second Grade Sex-Ed
In a second grade sex-ed class, a little girl raised her hand to ask a question…
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Little girl: Teacher, can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Little girl: Forty
Teacher: Yes, she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Teacher, can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: Well, how old is she?
Little girl: Nineteen.
Teacher: Yes, she certainly can get pregnant.
Little girl: Teacher, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: Umm…how old are you?
Little girl: Seven and two quarters
Teacher: No, you cannot get pregnant.
Little boy sitting behind Little girl (nudging her): See, I told you we had nothing to worry about. (He sticks out his tongue.)
Joke #21018: Voodoo Dick
A guy goes on vacation, and finds a rare an exotic porn shop. He goes in and asks the clerk if he has anything special that he could give to his wife.
The guys says that he has a “voodoo dick” which is a one of a kind dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to on demand. The buyer doesn’t believe him and asks for a demonstration. The clerk says, “voodoo dick the door” and the dildo immediately humps the door so vigorously that it falls down. The guy agrees to buy it for a tidy sum, and the clerk tells him to remember that the only way to get it to stop is to say “voodoo dick off.”
So the guy brings it home and his wife is thrilled. The next day while he’s at work, she quickly gets it out and says, “voodoo dick my pussy”. After an hour of this, she has to get ready for work, but she can’t remember how to turn it off, so she tries to drive to her husbands work with the voodoo dick in her.
Unfortunately, she can’t drive like this and swerves all over the road. Eventually, a cop pulls her over and asks what the problem is. She scream, “I can’t get this voodoo dick to stop humping me!”
And the police officer quickly responds, “voodoo dick my ass.”
Joke #21017: Tee For 2
A man is having an affair with his wife and decides to stay round his new found lovers house for the night. They decide to have an all nighter.
In the morning the lover decides to ask the man how is he going to explain his absence. He tells her to go outside and rub his shoes on the grass. The woman does it, but is confused.
When he goes back to his own house, the wife asks “Where have you been?”
The man replies “I’m sorry but I’m having an affair with you.”
The woman looks down at his shoes and says, “You liar, you’ve been out playing golf all night!”
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20378
London bridge can really talk
Really talk
Really talk
London bridge can really talk
And it says shut up!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20377
London bridge is falling up
Falling up
Falling up
London bridge is falling up
Because it can fly!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20376
London bridge was built by a
Built by a
Built by a
London bridge was built by a
Mutant ninja turtle!
(had to put that in somewhere!)
Jimmy Cracked Corn But No One Cares
Parody of “Jimmy Crack Corn”
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Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
No one cares
No one cares
Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
So why is there a fucking song about it?
A Song That Doesn’t End
This is a song that doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end…
(Keep going until the world ends cuz you suck at singing wich won’t take long cuz you’re you!)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20373
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
With chandelier you dumbass!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20372
Boobs and buns are falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Boobs and buns are falling down
You old lady
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20369
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Falling down
Falling down
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Sonic beat him.