From : “Wocsid ™” <email@example.com>
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : I would like to give squackle an award
Date : Tue, 01 Aug 2000 01:05:33 GMT
You have one of the most idiotic web sites on the internet. But I’m an idiot so I like it (the background=perfect).
Congratulations! Your site is the latest recipient of the coveted “Bob’s Groovy Napkin Award” for being a groovy web site. You should notice a significant increase in traffic to your site (some of the previous winners have reported increases of up to FOUR(!!!) extra hits/month), so be prepared for the e-mail to start piling up. If for some sick and demented reason you are proud of this achievement, you can slap the award graphic attached to this e-mail (groovy.gif) on your site somewhere (and linking it to http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9317 would be nice).