Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
Tag Archives: Wonder Woman
Squacklecast Episode 32 – “‘Soft’ Reboot”
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Another year has passed, and for some reason we finally remembered to do a Squacklecast!
Lots of things have changed, and we talk mostly about Wonder Woman, Batman, and Twin Peaks.
We talk about MTV, Ryan Seacrest’s dildos, how Carson Daly will share a burrito with you, and a 15 minute long awkward “ending” to this week’s podcast.
Since my old iMac finally was booted from having an up to date version of Skype, I had to record on my new computer with a new configuration. We might sound a little different than usual, but hopefully it isn’t bad. It is easier to set up though, so we may once again be able to do these more often.
See ya next time!
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman is a tall and very smelly Amazon whose real name is Yolanda. She lives on a penis in the Bathroom Ocean with her mother and dozens of beautiful fucks. Wonder Woman spends her time fucking criminals and fucking people in trouble. The source of her power lies in her magic panties. She can use this to travel from one eye to another quicker than you can blink your math. She also has a slow lariat that she uses to tie up zoos and to lasso her smart enemies. If Wonder Woman is trapped, she can use her magic belt buckle to call the ancient bathroom for help. She can also jump over a tall television with a single leap. She is good, and honest, and sexy. I bet she would make a really hot Girl Scout.
Joke #18215
Q: What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?
A: “Don’t bug me.”
Joke #18214
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
One door.
One door who?
One door woman (Wonder Woman).