“as a wise man once said: wherever you go, there you are”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Tag Archives: wise man
Joke #12798
A wise man once said: “A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.”
Joke #12523
A wise man once said: “A politician who smiles when he makes a mistake has thought of someone else to blame it on.”
Joke #12254
A wise man never walks away from a fight. He runs away from it.
Joke #12030
A wise man once said, “The only thing that can ruin a perfect match is marriage.”
Joke #10751
Father: “A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.”
Son: “No wonder I flunked my final exam!”