With winters being colder than ever and the price of heating oil skyrocketing, I’ll tell you what’s next on the market… antifreeze for people.
Tag Archives: winter
Joke #12337
Crime is really bad in the East in the wintertime. During the last blizzard, a bunch of kids made a snowman and five minutes after it was finished, a crook came along and mugged it.
Joke #11993
DOCTOR: “Why did you jump in that icy river to retrieve your hat? You could have been killed.”
PATIENT: “I know, but I had to get my hat. If I go without one in the winter, I catch cold.”
The Grasshopper and the Ant
As told by Ms. Signs.
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Once upon a time, in the land of fairy tales, there lived an ant and a grasshopper. The ant knew how to separate work time from free time. At the beginning of each day, this ant would get up early and collect food to store for the winter. He had a lot of food saved up by the end of the summer. The grasshopper was a different story, he was very lazy. He kept saying he would do the work tomorrow. The ant warned the grasshopper that unless he sacrificed some free time to work, he might find himself dying of starvation when winter came. The grasshopper didn’t pay attention. He kept sleeping late, playing Nintendo games, and not working at all. Suddenly, winter came. The ant was successful in storing his food he went into his ant pile to rest, the grasshopper was cold and hungry. He hadn’t built a house, or stored any food. If this story were a true fairy tale, the grasshopper would have died, because he was unprepared. However, this ending reflects the true nature of ants and grasshoppers. In this story, the grasshopper decides to eat the ant, and take all his food.
Ski-doos
Ski-doos
They are yellow
Blizzards that really move
Crazy fun blazing trails in the woods
Winter
Fart-champetre
fart-champetre – n. Franco-Manitoban Winter Flatulence Festival featuring lots of home-baked beans in maple syrup
eloise
eloise – n. a smoking pig who refuses to wear sunglasses in the winter.
Ex. Who smoked my eloise?
dauho
dauho – n. a circular garbage can lid that can be used as a sled during winter