Q: Why was the ghost happy at the wedding reception?
A: She caught the boo-quet.
Tag Archives: wedding
Joke #18057
Q: What kind of suit would you wear to a kangaroo wedding?
A: A jump suit.
Joke #17803
Q: What did the preacher say at the pickle wedding?
A: “Dilly Beloved, we are gathered here together…”!
Joke #13165
My daughter’s having a slight disagreement with her boyfriend about their wedding. She wants a big church wedding and he wants to stay single.
Joke #13162
For years now, my daughter has been planning a runaway wedding with her boyfriend. Every time she plans a wedding, he runs away.
Joke #12957
MAN #1: “Wow! What happened to you?”
MAN #2: “A husband beat me up for kissing his bride.”
MAN #1: “At the wedding?”
MAN #2: “No. Two years after it.”
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
– You say to your mate, “I love you,” and you get a reply of, “So do I.”
– You don’t bother to wear your wedding band because it turns your finger green.
– Your husband celebrates your anniversary by going out with the boys.
– You’d rather play bridge with the girls than spend a quiet night at home with your husband.
– You go to the drive-in with your mate and spend two hours just watching the movie.
Joke #11323
Q: Who can hold up a train without being arrested?
A: A bridesmaid at a wedding.
Joke #11322
Q: Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
A: She never marries the best man.
Joke #11281
Honey: Excuse me, dear. What is the meaning of these flowers on my desk today?
Bunny: Why, it’s your wedding anniversary.
Honey: Is that so? Well, do let me know when yours is so I may do the same for you.
Joke #9285: Nice Day for a White Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother explained, keeping it simple.
The child thought for a moment and said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”
trochek
trochek – v. to miss your wedding because you got eaten by a monster
joiue
joiue – n. a marriage made in hell
ghroom
ghroom – n. a ghoul that’s getting married
foonithi
foonithi – v. to get married in a jail