“should the water be red like that?”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: water
Quote #15021
::gasp::
“Dark water! Dead ahead!”
– The Pirates of Dark Water
Quote #14678
“yes, he’s going to march to the sea and make salt”
– Ghandi (1982)
Quote #14271
“we can lead you to the water, but can’t force you to drink”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14037
“Water is high quality H2O!”
– ???
Quote #13970
“who left her skates here, outside in the rain?”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13966
“the rain fell to the wet concrete”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13876
“There are plenty of fish in the sea, my friend, but, unfortunately, that sea is polluted.”
– Boxtop11
Joke #13719
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Quote #13627
“water came in through all the holes”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13508
“if we don’t find rational roots, we’re dead in the water”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13362
“we were just a puddle of perspiration yesterday”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13301
Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.
Joke #13279
Water is so polluted these days that yesterday I saw a fish making a nest in a tree to lay its eggs.
Joke #13105
NOTE TO FISHERMAN: “Doesn’t it seem stupid to clean the fish you catch? After all, fish live all of their lives in water.”