I work in the Toy Department at a Walmart, and one day I was asked to do a price check.
The cashier explained to me that a customer wanted to buy some puzzles, priced at 4 for $5.00, but they were ringing up at $1.25 a piece. Apparently neither the customer nor the cashier ever made it through sixth grade math.
“livin’ in a Wal-Mart isn’t my idea of successful”
– Where the Heart Is (2000)
“Hey! There she is! The Wal-Mart mommy!”
– Where the Heart Is (2000)
WalMars – n. the home planet of Wal-Mart
walmartian – n. someone that goes to Wal-Mart a lot
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.
Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
idah – v. to give birth in a Wal-Mart
bladev – v. to drink coffee and wake up at Wal-Mart
atra – n. a wedding at a Wal-Mart