milomom – v. to package worthless shit in boxes marked as an expensive item for the purpose of shipping out
Ex. I just milomommed all of those old crackers in that box that my hard drive came in. You should get it in three days.
milomom – v. to package worthless shit in boxes marked as an expensive item for the purpose of shipping out
Ex. I just milomommed all of those old crackers in that box that my hard drive came in. You should get it in three days.
isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers
Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.
mierori – v. to secretly charge your cell phone at work using things you shouldn’t be using
torcesel – v. to spend 30 minutes looking around a convenience store and finally decide on buying a small bag of chips
geradu – v. to try to sell a bag of chips (that you got elsewhere) to the cashier at a convenience store that you just bought other bags of chips from
Ex. This weird fucking guy tried to geradu me today at work.
nodilom – v. to constantly tweet about an air conditioning unit for purposes of marketing
amrof – v. to be jailed for not eating a meal with your father
gashua – v. to eat three bananas for lunch after eating a burrito
noaralot – v. to fix a bowl of cereal and then scratch your hairy stomach over it without the forethought that hair might fall into your perfect bowl of cereal
scuento – v. to piss in a toilet and intentionally not flush it
oqdutitca – v. to download a ton of ethnic Indian music from Amazon only because it was free
leohanoseyyqa – v. to sell your pet online
pisler – v. to sit on a urinal and take a piss
ebmitivane – v. to drown drinking piss out of a urinal after injecting yourself with five marijuana plants
luureran – v. to piss on all of the toilet paper in a public restroom