quorkzonk – v. to grab a random bunch of coins out of a pocket/bag/purse and it just happens to be (unintentionally) the exact change you need
Tag Archives: verb
alsoca
alsoca – v. to receive e-mail from tomorrow or some point in the future. It is actually dated at a time past the time you’re at.
cahx
cahx – v. to pay tax on illegal drug sales
abusubaiba
abusubaiba – v. to write literature from the grave.
Ex. You mean to tell me 90 year old, dead Uncle Ben abusubaibaed the new Stephen King novel?
henneyane
henneyane – v. to say “did you want your receipt?” when you meant “did you want a bag?”
endochini
endochini – v. to actually freeze because you drank Sierra Mist
puorurase
puorurase – v. to take 2 cents out of a jar that would go towards feeding hungry children of the world, because you accidentally dropped it in there. AKA being a cheap asshole
ruorrase
ruorrase – v. to take 2 cents from a tip jar, because you accidentally put it in there. AKA being a cheap ass.
ruoruase
ruoruase – v. to bash a window on your face, repeatedly
pracjee
pracjee – v. to juggle olives
poogensplar
poogensplar – v. to poo in a toilet and not flush it
paortnershi
paortnershi – v. to fight a battle with Rumble Robots
jalton
jalton – v. to fart in a church
rubigen
rubigen – v. to do doggy style on a dog
radstadt
radstadt – v. to make love to a gorilla