bird-watch – v. to perform oral sex on a man and then swallow the semen
Tag Archives: verb
kinosirco
kinosirco – v. to go around and collect random stuff from random people in the hopes that they will one day become famous and sell it for a lot of money. Having a a huge vault in your house to help with this, as well as a camera to attach photos to the objects. It is a full-time endeavor.
henearkrxern
henearkrxern – v. to spill two week old coffee into a plastic bag and then leave it on the ground
T-bone slap
T-bone slap – n. a type of slap where you take a T-bone steak and slap them in the face
;} v. to slap someone with the tip of your penis, with a forward motion as to blindside them. Kind of like a car crash but with a penis and a face.
;} n. the act of slapping someone with the tip of your penis in a forward motion, as to blindside them.
retawne
retawne – v. to have a sensor beep when you go through it.
Ex. He retawned at the airport a couple times, so they beat him.
preesup
preesup – v. to drive a price up by killing people
tenvenurn
tenvenurn – v. to buy something and then buy something else right after. Super annoying.
awtomotik
awtomotik – v. to wrap a cup in a paper or plastic bag and then put it into a bigger bag
boscaque
boscaque – v. to eat unsalted cashews while watching a heinous felony
rapeod
rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go. Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.
Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.
ossetepo
ossetepo – v. to report a food-borne illness or poor sanitation to an environmental safety organization
passbbi
passbbi – v. to eat unsalted cashews while listening to Rush
zerra
zerra – v. to pick something off the ground, but when you put it back (or try to) on a surface, it falls to the floor again
frrraacrfdbsgbhhsmt
frrraacrfdbsgbhhsmt – v. to pick your boogers at work
vinbtadb
vinbtadb – v. to charge a penny on a credit card