“My boyfriend’s name should be Big Ben.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t have time for him.”
Tag Archives: Valentines Day
Joke #10783
“My boyfriend’s name should be Grape Smasher.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a whiner.”
Joke #10782
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Art who?
Arts and flowers just for you!
Joke #10721
Q: What do pigs give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Valenswines!
Joke #5382
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You dont have to cry it was just a joke.
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Another variation of this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. I’m sure you’ll get a valentine this year!
Kissing Rules
1) When Kissing make sure your eyes are closed.
2) When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone else’s b/f or g/f!!
3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.
4) If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at anytime, it’s rude.
5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.
6) When kissing make sure your hands are where there allowed (they can wander sometimes and some people don’t like that)
7) NEVER ask someone if you’re a good kisser, you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.
8 ) If you were expecting More Than Kissing don’t complain, you will get less the next time.
9) Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore
Top 5 Stuff
Top Five Places To Go On A First Date:
1) Movies
2) Shopping
3) To A Dance
4) Ice Skating
5) Theme Park
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Top Five Places NOT To Go On A First Date:
1) Double Date
2) Out To Eat
3) Bowling
4) Their House To Meet Their Parents
5) A Sports Event
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Top Three Things To Say To Your Girl Date:
1) Wow… you look amazing!
2) I Love You.
3) Wanna Sit In The Back?
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Top Three Things To Say To Your Guy Date:
1) You’re such a hottie!
2) I Love You.
3) Where Do You Want To Make Out?
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If You’re A Guy, DON’T wear:
1) A Tux
2) Baggy Jeans And An Old Shirt
3)Anything That Shows Your Stomach
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If You’re A Girl, DON’T Wear:
1) Jeans And A Tee Shirt
2) Short Shorts And Tight Shirts- If You’re Fat
3) Sandals If You’re Toenails Are Long
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If You’re A Girl, DON’T Say This To You’re Date:
1) Does This Make Me Look Fat?
2) Do I Have Something In My Teeth?
3) You’re Alot Nicer Than My Old Boyfriend