“Eyes can see things that are seen”
– davepoobond
“Eyes can see things that are seen”
– davepoobond
“Moons dance with planets”
– davepoobond
“Houses house laughing refrigerators”
– davepoobond
“Waves are aftershocks of the ocean’s fart”
– davepoobond
“Oceans fart and smell”
– davepoobond
“Treat other people the same way they treat you”
– davepoobond
“I am I”
– davepoobond
“Cybering online = losing your online virginity”
– davepoobond
“Mooning someone is like losing your virginity”
– davepoobond
“Up your butt around the corner 3 blocks away from Fred’s Manure table!”
– davepoobond
“Life is a video game. And I’m the main character, its the best 1st person game you’ll ever get”
– davepoobond
“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”
– davepoobond
“You touch, you die”
– davepoobond
“It’s not that I hate reading, it’s just that I hate how other people write.”
– davepoobond
“mans don’t have boobs”
– davepoobond