Answer: Phone bill!
Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?
Tag Archives: telephone
Joke #11761
Answer: Area code!
Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?
Phone Numbers We’d Like to See
To call up a scuba diver, just dial…1-800-H20
To call up a star baseball player, just dial…1-800-RBI
Joke #11759
Caller: Operator! Operator! What’s the fastest way for me to get to the hospital?
Operator: Have you tried playing in traffic?
Joke #11758
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer!
Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Joke #11757
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
Joke #11756
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour?
Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
Joke #11755
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello! I’m trying to reach a Ms. Leavinsoon. Her first name is Yula Bea? Could you find out if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: Hey, everybody! Do any of you know Yula Bea Leavinsoon?
Party Guests: Bye!
Joke #11754
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello. I’m trying to reach a Mr. Yuppyernose. He goes by his initials I.C. Would it be too much trouble for you to ask your guests if any of them know him?
Party Host: Not at all. Hold the line please. (Yells) Hey, everybody! Do any of you know I.C. Yuppyernose?
Joke #11753
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (Yells) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Joke #11752
Tim: Tammy, who was that on the phone?
Tammy: Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China. But I told her I already knew that!
Joke #11751
Tammy: What are you doing, Tim?
Tim: I’m trying to call Washington!
Tammy: Oh, haven’t you heard? He’s dead!
Joke #11745
Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Operator!
Operator who?
Operator peanut butter sandwich too fast, and now she can’t talk!
Joke #11744
Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Dial!
Dial who?
Dial come to the phone as soon as her sister, Bea, gets off!
Joke #11743
Bob’s phone rang in the middle of the night.
“Hello?” he said.
“Hello,” said a voice. “Is this Tommy?”
“No,” said Bob. “You must have the wrong number.”
“Oh, sorry,” said the caller. “I hope I didn’t wake you.”
“Oh, that’s okay,” said Bob. “I had to get up anyway, to answer the phone!”