Q: How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
A: When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.
Tag Archives: tampon
Quote #14771
“If guys had their period, we’d probably brag about the size of our tampons”
– from the Internet
Joke #5287
Q: How do you kow a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can’t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
tamporary
tamporary – n. a temporary tampon
tampiso
tampiso – v. to eat tampons
oompie
oompie – n. a frozen bloody tampon.
Ex. Ryan McGee