“Nurse, boil the surgical instruments.”
“Ah gee, doctor, just as a change of pace can’t we roast them today?”
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Joke #12281
Nowadays, a minor operation is one that is happening to someone else.
Joke #12008
A man was just admitted to the hospital for surgery. He said to his doctor, “Golly, I’m so frightened. This is my first operation.”
The doctor nodded his head and replied, “I know how you feel, it’s my first operation too!”
hamreh
hamreh – adj. to become pregnant after having surgery
15 Things You Don’t Want To Hear in Surgery
1. Wow this is just like a balloon.
2. Did you say left or right arm?
3. Let’s Eat.
4. That organ is leaking.
5. My ring fell in there.
6. Come on guys. We can make it fit.
7. What color is the vein again.
8. If I cut fast enough will the blood still be blue?
9. This guy has kidneys like a camel. Let’s take one.
10. He must eat a lotta McDonalds!
11. BREAK TIME!
12. She waited 20 years! What’s another day?
13. I’m just a little jumpy.
14. I have split personalities!
15. This should make a nice ash tray….