15 Things You Don’t Want To Hear in Surgery

1. Wow this is just like a balloon.

2. Did you say left or right arm?

3. Let’s Eat.

4. That organ is leaking.

5. My ring fell in there.

6. Come on guys. We can make it fit.

7. What color is the vein again.

8. If I cut fast enough will the blood still be blue?

9. This guy has kidneys like a camel. Let’s take one.

10. He must eat a lotta McDonalds!


12. She waited 20 years! What’s another day?

13. I’m just a little jumpy.

14. I have split personalities!

15. This should make a nice ash tray….

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