Q: Why did the tree surgeon buy another office?
A: He was branching out.
Tag Archives: surgeon
Joke #18084
Q: What kind of doctors make fish look younger?
A: Plastic sturgeons.
Joke #13228
“He started out as a dentist, but later he became a world famous brain surgeon.”
“How did he make such a big change?”
“His drill slipped.”
Joke #12928
Plastic surgeons never pick up hitchhikers. They believe everyone should pay for a lift.
Joke #12367
When it comes to gossip, my wife is like a skilled surgeon. She’s always cutting people down to size.
Joke #12009
Did you hear about the really rich tree surgeon who had six branch offices?
surgeon
surgeon – n. a guy who preferred to cut up at medical school