stimpyismyname: you know that pimp music they always play when theres a pimp

stimpyismyname: witht the bass

davepoobond: somethin like shaft

davepoobond: i dont know

stimpyismyname: da duh de duh de duh de duh de

davepoobond: the strip poker song?

stimpyismyname: no..

davepoobond: that could work…

stimpyismyname: hey dave whats this:

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stimpyismyname: its an assclown

stimpyismyname: dont ask me why

davepoobond: hmm….why

stimpyismyname: the pointy hair of course

stimpyismyname: ok

davepoobond: ok

stimpyismyname: nyarg

davepoobond: blah

stimpyismyname: ah yep

davepoobond: i downloaded the photoshop 7.01 update, and it wouldn’t update my photoshop

davepoobond: it sucks cuz it took 45 min. to download

stimpyismyname: oh

davepoobond: “oh”? that’s all you can say

stimpyismyname: i dont care

davepoobond: nothing like “i’m sorry dave, let me make it up to you by giving you a load of cash”

stimpyismyname: ha….

stimpyismyname: eh

davepoobond: ?

stimpyismyname: nm

stimpyismyname: made any flash movies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i made one at school though

davepoobond: it was kinda funny

stimpyismyname: how

davepoobond: they have flash mx

stimpyismyname: where

davepoobond: its still there though

davepoobond: on the mezanine floor

davepoobond: and it was a computer next to a scanner

stimpyismyname: uhh

davepoobond: it was the 2nd table i think from the left

stimpyismyname: whats the mezanine floor

davepoobond: y’know, where the stairs are

davepoobond: and you go up

davepoobond: thats the mezanine

stimpyismyname: the.. bridge?

davepoobond: there’s no bridge

davepoobond: there’s no river going through the library

stimpyismyname: i dont know what your talking about

davepoobond: the library

stimpyismyname: oh

davepoobond: they have pinball still on the computers too

davepoobond: i found it

davepoobond: stupid tech guys

davepoobond: can’t outsmart me

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: boored

stimpyismyname: need foum

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: foum?

stimpyismyname: forum

stimpyismyname: jesus

davepoobond: need what

davepoobond: forum

stimpyismyname: yes dave

davepoobond: which forum

stimpyismyname: game maker

davepoobond: wut about it

stimpyismyname: nevermind

davepoobond: hahahahahahaeeee

stimpyismyname: g2g

davepoobond: k bye

stimpyismyname: see ya in an hour

davepoobond: wow people are actually searching for us by name now

davepoobond: “squackle.com”

davepoobond: is their searching

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: ooh

stimpyismyname: dumbasses

stimpyismyname: great

stimpyismyname: why would you search for squackle.com

davepoobond: ::shrugs::

stimpyismyname: any cavities

davepoobond: yes….3254 of them

stimpyismyname: hah

stimpyismyname: thats gonna hurt

stimpyismyname: are theyvery deep

davepoobond: goes down to the roots

stimpyismyname: oh well

davepoobond: who are you doing ur ppt on

stimpyismyname: spielberg

stimpyismyname: u

davepoobond: hitchcock

stimpyismyname: what movie you gonna see

stimpyismyname: the birds?

davepoobond: yeah, we’re watching it right now

stimpyismyname: haha

davepoobond: its so boring

stimpyismyname: thats a really corny movie

davepoobond: we didn’t even get to the part where birds start killing

stimpyismyname: that parts funny

davepoobond: we only saw a sea gull attacking that bitch

stimpyismyname: blah

stimpyismyname: its christmas eeeeve

davepoobond: so what

stimpyismyname: eeeeeeve

davepoobond: i dont care

stimpyismyname: eeeeeve

davepoobond: shush

davepoobond: dude the drummer from The Clash died!

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: fart

stimpyismyname: do anything

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: update squackle

stimpyismyname: ?

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: i didnt say that

davepoobond: uh ok

stimpyismyname: “dave sucks, unfortunately, so do I”

davepoobond: ahem well

davepoobond: no comment

davepoobond: i didnt say “I like wang.” either

stimpyismyname: sure you did

stimpyismyname: lots of times

stimpyismyname: you know no one goes there

davepoobond: as opposed to the millions that go to squackle

stimpyismyname: yes

stimpyismyname: chrissoft gets oe a month

stimpyismyname: and its me

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: well maybe if you work hard at it for 3 years, and get members that don’t care too much about the site really anymore, maybe you’ll start getting 30 to 40 hits a day

stimpyismyname: cry cry dave

davepoobond: i am crying

stimpyismyname: i dont care that no one goes

stimpyismyname: why would i care

davepoobond: i dont know, cuz “you suck”

stimpyismyname: cuz “you like wang”

davepoobond: cuz you admitted urself that you suck

stimpyismyname: you admitted you like dick

davepoobond: what! i thought we were talking about wang the character here.

stimpyismyname: no no nooooo

davepoobond: you deceitful bastard

stimpyismyname: ha HA

davepoobond: pure moods is so cool

stimpyismyname: god

davepoobond: thats a compilation cd just in case u dont know

stimpyismyname: i do know

stimpyismyname: i remember the commercials

davepoobond: they sucked so much because they couldnt explain how good it is

stimpyismyname: ok dave

davepoobond: Ernie the Attorney

stimpyismyname: quit you

stimpyismyname: quiet

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: shut yer trap

stimpyismyname: what are you doing

stimpyismyname: crap?

davepoobond: just finished writing me essay

stimpyismyname: fart

stimpyismyname: a golfball hit my car

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: on the glass?

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: roof

stimpyismyname: yo

davepoobond: yo

davepoobond: haha get it yo yo

davepoobond: i wanted to sayyyy

stimpyismyname: pretty good

davepoobond: dont you shivaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: shivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

stimpyismyname: ..?

davepoobond: thats a cold play song

davepoobond: if u even KNEW

stimpyismyname: coldplay sucks

davepoobond: no they dont

davepoobond: thats why they’re selling millions of albums and your not

stimpyismyname: i didnt make an album

davepoobond: and your point being?

stimpyismyname: but if i did it would be better

stimpyismyname: nyah

davepoobond: ya right

stimpyismyname: coldplay sucks

davepoobond: as opposed to hot play?

davepoobond: hahahaha

stimpyismyname: as opposed to your mom

stimpyismyname: wanna play a yahoo game

davepoobond: i guess so. i need a link again

stimpyismyname: sqare and enix merged

stimpyismyname: woo

davepoobond: great

davepoobond: now they can make good games as one

davepoobond: what are they called now?

stimpyismyname: star ocean final fantasy

davepoobond: Star Ocean IX

stimpyismyname: “Square Enix”

davepoobond: really

stimpyismyname: but theyre not sure

davepoobond: thats gay

stimpyismyname: star ocean 3

stimpyismyname: actually

davepoobond: they’re still makin star ocean?

stimpyismyname: what would you call it

davepoobond: Squaresoft

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: no one cares about enix

davepoobond: except dragon warrior likers and star ocean lovers

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: star ocean

stimpyismyname: dragon quest

davepoobond: dragon warrior

davepoobond: thats all they got

davepoobond: its like they’re buying 2 games

davepoobond: maybe square will make it better now

stimpyismyname: make your mom better

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: devil may cry

stimpyismyname: greatist hit!

stimpyismyname: thats a fun game

davepoobond: yay

davepoobond: maybe i’ll buy it now

stimpyismyname: metal gear solid 2 also

davepoobond: does it get boring after a while though?

davepoobond: whoohoo

stimpyismyname: which

davepoobond: dmc

stimpyismyname: i dunno

davepoobond: gta3 is gonna be a greatest hit now isnt it?

stimpyismyname: i didnt beat it

stimpyismyname: its pretty hard

stimpyismyname: not yet

stimpyismyname: silent hill 2…

stimpyismyname: fart

stimpyismyname: wanna doooooooooo somethin

davepoobond: after 3

davepoobond: some guy is supposed to come

davepoobond: to fix the heater

davepoobond: dunno if he’s gonna come while my moms home for lunch

stimpyismyname: interesting

davepoobond: you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel doo be doo be doooo…

stimpyismyname: stfu

stimpyismyname: weeee are the champions my friens

davepoobond: frien?

stimpyismyname: friends

stimpyismyname: fag

davepoobond: i didnt know u had fags for friends

davepoobond: wait a second…

davepoobond: i just dissed myself…

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: u did

stimpyismyname: lil fag

davepoobond: ur the fag

stimpyismyname: oh yeah?!

stimpyismyname: im gonna kill you

stimpyismyname: fart

davepoobond: queef

stimpyismyname: boof

davepoobond: ba-doop

stimpyismyname: ur mom

davepoobond: ='(

stimpyismyname: learn gamemaker

stimpyismyname: david

davepoobond: not nowww

stimpyismyname: why

davepoobond: downloadinnnn

stimpyismyname: what

davepoobond: stuff

stimpyismyname: oh yea?

stimpyismyname: burb

davepoobond: 😀

stimpyismyname: yep

davepoobond: buck futtah